Once upon a time, in Piggy World or wherever the hell this show takes place, Peppa Pig and her friends Suzy Sheep and Rebecca Rabbit were bored AF. They needed a job so they could spend money on more "dine-a-saws" for George and Richard.
"We can't work at Pizza Hut! JFC Peppa!" Suzy yelled.
"I know a good job we can get. It's much better then selling fat-filled pizza and NOT GETTING ANY TIPS!" Rebecca told Peppa. She screamed the last part to put emphasis on how much of a waste of time working at Pizza Hut would be.
At the stripclub...
"Jesus, Peppa, everyone here looks 400 years old. We can get attention by being the youngest." Suzy explained.
So they were hired as strippers because the manager thought that was good logic.
First, it was Peppa's turn. She span around in the pole. She then pulled her dress off, revealing her panties and bra.
"Dang, Peppa!" Suzy yelled. "You look fat AF!"
"Hush!" was Peppa's response.
Peppa took her bra off, revealing two pink breasts. This shocked her friends, but she didn't give 2 damns.
Then, it was Suzy's turn. She had superior pole-dancing skills, and knew tricks like the TableTop Jump and the Frodo. This amused all the boy animals there, and they all threw money at Suzy. The boys demanded she take her dress off.
And Suzy complied, pulling her dress off, revealing she had panties, but no bra. She had big white breasts, and everyone grew biiiig boners.
Rebecca was on another pole, dancing for another row of horny boy animals. She was too much of a coward to take her bra off, because she had boobies she wasn't proud of.
The three animals stripped for 3 more minutes. Then they sat down and plotted their next trick.
They decided they'd give the boy animals lapdances. So they did.
First: Peppa was waving her stomach and breasts around in front of George, who found this arousing.
Second: Rebecca was bellydancing for Richard, and he wanted to grope those boobs, but they were under the bra.
Lastly: Suzy was twerking on Edmond. He was trumpeting in arousement and throwing money at her.
Eventually, the three had enough money to buy the dine-a-saws. And they did. The end, this was a bloody joke fic people.
