Author's Note: This is my twelfth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Harry Potter from the book series of the same name Vs. Edward Cullen from the Twilight series. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Harry Potter….
Vs.
Edward Cullen!
Begin
(Harry Potter)
Boom! Mr. Edward Cullen, as long as I'm around/
I'm throwin' lyrical fist that hit without making a sound.
I have a lightning bolt on my forehead, it makes me look venerated/
I'm still counting the amount of money my films generated.
Your kisses with Bella mean nothing to the amount of spells I've spat/
My series was a best-seller since Philosopher's Stone, beat that!
Call me lucky 'cause I've got a lyrical 4-leaf clover/
You're just something for teenage girls to drool over.
(Edward Cullen)
Take off those glasses Potter and then maybe you'll see/
What your rhymes are like compared to a genius like me.
Twilight's like a virus and around the world its spread/
I'm the new kind of vampire, Nosferatu and Dracula are long dead.
Yours raps are the ten millionth break down you've had, you're a nervous wreck/
My raps go hard all the way like my teeth in your neck.
It's too easy to send you running, I'll do so with my words/
The one thing I'll never be beaten by is a bunch of wizard nerds.
(Harry Potter)
You know my books are better than yours, you don't to say it's true/
Also, you're just something for obsessed girls to masturbate to.
Besides what can I expect? When people think of you, all they see is Robert Pattinson/
I'll have Hogwarts kill your whole family, you better run!
Look at yourself! You're an emo Dr. Seuss with no Cat in the Hat/
Not only that, you're talking like you're king when you look more like a lab rat.
I'm a beast on the beat, I've given you a reason to be afraid/
By the way, you look dead! Give up Cullen and continue marching with The Black Parade!
(Edward Cullen)
You won't be saying that after your lips have kissed my fist/
No matter how much proof you have, I still say magic doesn't exist.
You saying I can't win? Try saying that with hardly any life span./
I'm so mysterious in both the books and films, people call me The Slenderman.
Your series ended years ago, mine's still going strong/
My series has been popular since God knows how long.
2 more things: Firstly, your fans are crazy! You ran out of Potter Pills? /
And it'll be my final upcoming movie that'll make a million more dollar bills.
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
