"RURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" My yell echos around music room 3 as I leap on Haruhi's back. "I MISS YOU" Haruhi grabs my hands and push my off her so I fall on my back on the floor. Pouting I say,

"Daaaaaaarling why you so mean to me?"Haruhi turns around and holds her hand out to me. She's pulling her 'really' face so I leap up and kiss her on the forehead, quite awaer of all the guest and hosts watching I stage wispier,

"I love you darling. Don't you love me any more?" With that I fall to my knees falsely and over dramatically sobbing. Deciding to play along with me Haruhi grabs my chin tilting my head upwards and kisses me on the lips. Then says,

"Of coarse I love you. Your my one and only."

"But then who are all these people? Are you cheating on me?" more over dramatic sobbing follows.

"I could never" then she leans in to kiss my again. As soon as her lips nearly reach mine and gold haired, purple eyed boy grabs her and pulls her away screaming,

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and with that I fall over laughing hysterically.


Five minutes I'm sitting on a sofa still laughing. The creepy glasses guy sent all the guests home, so it's just the hosts and me. The little bunny guy and his... servant are sitting opposite me and Mr Bunny is eating cake with his toy bunny. Double trouble and King(?) are in the corner planning, mean while Haruhi is sitting next to me laughing as well. Suddenly Mr Glasses is right behind and says,

"Well Miss Felicity what are you doing here?" I jump in surprise, then nudging Haruhi I wisper,

"Ruru he's a stalker. You work with a stalker!" Haruhi face-palms,

"Kyoya isn't a stalker Fel, he just likes to know everthing about everyone... YOUR RIGHT HE IS A STALKER!"

"Haruhi, Felicity I am not a stalker" I scream when Kyoya butts in saying that and leap into Haruhi's arm. Kyoya continues,

"Now I will ask you once again what are you doing here?"

"Why I'm here to see my beloved Ruru and tell her to have sex with me tonight" Clearly not impressed Kyoya face palms and goes,

"I very much doubt that. You 2 haven't been dating since last year and saying the bit about having sex wasn't very useful" Kyoya points around the room at the twins who had fainted, King who was growing mushrooms in the corner and Bunny boy who dropped his cake on the floor. Mr tall and silent was just sitting there silently... as normal. Pouting in defeat I tell Kyoya,

"Fiiiiiiiiine Stalker-san I'll tell you the real reason why. I wanted to find out if Haruhi would come over for diner tonight." Turning to Haruhi, using my puppy dog eyes "Will you pleeeeeeease come Ruru?"

"Fine" was all I let her say before I grabbed her arm and bag and pulled her out off the host club and school. Haruhi would have a lot to explain tomorrow.