I own nothing, except for the plot and Professor Julianne
DOGS ARE COOLER THAN CATS. I LIKE THEM MORE. BUT PENGUINS ARE THE COOLEST OF ALL. THEY ARE AWAUSOME.

"Well Sirius, you used how to use a computer fairly well. But did you mean to write everything in capitals?" asked the Muggle Studies teacher, Professor Julianne looking over Sirius' twenty word minimum paragraph that was the assignment though most typed at least fifty, Sirius had nineteen. The professor's last name was Johnson, but she was young only four years older than these fifth years and asked the students to call her Julianne

"No, my Julie, sweet heart, the laptop you lent me now has a severely messed up Caps Lock key. I of course had nothing to do with it. It was all Lily's fault"

Let us go back about twelve hours in Marauder time. About fifteen hours in our reckoning. Marauders 'cough Sirius cough' have interesting ways of counting.

"Prongsie I'm so bored. I'm so bored I might go looking for trouble"

The teenager doing the talking was perched on top of the fireplace, looking cool and collected as usual. "Prongsie" was sitting in his favorite chair, looking at a picture of Lily Evens. Remus was sitting hunched over a pile of textbooks scribbling a note with a sugar quill every few minutes, and Peter was sitting next to him copying his notes, looking feverishly worried. The common room was empty except for the four, self proclaimed Marauders.

"Okay Pads" (did I say looking at? I meant worshipping)

"In fact I might throw Mooney's essay on the use of computers to Muggles in the fire"

"That's great"

"HEY!!" called Remus indignantly "give that back Sirius"

"Do you dare me Prongsie?"

"Sure Pads what every you say Siri"

"Don't call me Siri" shrieked Sirius jumping down from the fire place and throwing in the essay. He froze, "Fudge, double fudge served with the devils sliver spoon"

"I never heard that one before" said Remus raising an eyebrow "This must be serious"

"Actually I'm Sirius"

Remus groaned "what's the matter, why are we using the devil's silver spoon to serve fudge?"

"Because that was my essay, I was using it to wake up James, I wasn't planning on actually throwing it" he looked at the last smoldering bits

"Moony?" he said in an angelic voice

Remus sighed and tossed him a paper "here are my notes"

"Will the lot of you shut up?" asked James "I'm trying to do my homework"

Sirius looked at him "which teacher assigned 'drown in your own drool while staring at a picture of a beautiful witch' because I've got to get into that class"

"From what you've told us Sirius, you've seen enough girls up close in person, in some very reveiling and or flattering situations to last you a life time" said Remus

"Fair enough" nodded Sirius at which Peter squeaked "what are you two talking about?"

Sirius out of boredom and disgust for Peter's stupidity about how girls looked most reviling and flattering threw the nearest thing at him. The laptop computer

"So you see Professor, it's really all Lily's fault" then he nudged her arm, "I'd like to see you looking reveiling and flattering, Astronomy Tower, midnight?" he flashed the killer Siruis smile and walked out in the middle of a lesson


A.N: I didn't really like this but I had an idea about learning to use a computer so I just went from there in a fairly Marauder fashion, Reviews?