A/N: We're so sorry. This is going to be a series of one-shots on how the angels have messed everything up. We, as a couple of teenagers, find this hilarious. Also, we suck at grammar. And spelling. Well, at least I do. There are two of us. Also, we do this crap instead of like, going to the homecoming game or something. This is what we do with our time. Yup.

Disclaimer: We don't own Supernatural or the characters.


Chapter 1: Drifting away

It was a normal day on Earth, a few billion years after The Beginning. Castiel, who was equivalent of a 15 year old human, was relaxing on the banks of a lake in Pangea. He wanted to get away from his annoying family. They were always "Oh Castiel, come help me with this mountain range" and "Castiel, it's your destiny. You must clean out the ocean of bacteria.". Stupid God and His stupid destiny. Why couldn't his stupid 'destiny' be relaxing on the beaches of Pangea?

Suddenly, Chuck (read: God) showed up behind him. "Castiel. You were supposed to clean out the ocean a millennia ago! I've told you like 10 times!"

Castiel continued to ignore Him, and Chuck sighed. "Teenagers." He muttered. "What are you even doing on Earth, anyway? It's not like there's anything interesting here yet, it's just one chunk of land."

Chuck continued attempting to get to Castiel, reaching a hand toward him to bring him back to Heaven. Suddenly, Castiel leapt up and angrily stomped his foot on the ground. The Earth began to shake and large cracks appeared between Castiel and Chuck. The ocean began to fill the crack, forming a large body of water.

As he began to drift away, Castiel screamed, "SCREW YOU DAD! I'M ON A DIFFERENT CONTINENT NOW!"

"Teenagers." Chuck sighed.

**A Few Days Later**

From Heaven, a loud shout could be heard. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! Gabriel followed me to my continent!"