SAMMY'S BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER
WOW clean: Sam only has Dean's best interests at heart ...
Disclaimer: I don't own him!
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"Dean, stop fidgeting?"
"I don' see why you dragged me to this stupid clinic to get a stupid shot!"
"Because that black dog bit clean through your foot, that's why."
"Wait - Sam, have I got Rabies? Am I foaming? AM I FOAMING?"
"It's a tetanus shot, Dean."
"So, I'm not foaming?"
"Nope, no foam."
"So, why've I gotta get a shot then?"
"Because Tetanus sucks dude."
"Yeah but …"
"Sucks like … with fever and painful muscle spasms. And your jaw would lock up.
"Really? Wow, I wouldn't be able to talk!"
"No … hmm … hey Dean, wanna skip it and go?"
"BITCH!"
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