A/N: yo! This is my first fanfic *shudder*
I hope you find it funny, cuz its totally random! *drools*

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! ^-^

Ra Ra Harry!

Chapter One: The LOOOOOOOOng Journey

"Hermione! Look out!!!!!!!" Harry screamed as retired, psychotic Dumbledore ran out of his "magic hut" with a bazooka.

"Ah! Harry! Oh no! We must leave! Quick, before he fires!!!" screamed Ron.

So the three friends ran screaming from the old molded house high on a cliff in the middle of nowhere, tumbling into a pile of grape slushie, just as Dumbledore pulled the trigger.

"WHEEE!!!!!! BURN BABY BURN!!" they all heard Dumbledore shouting.

Hermione shot Ron a look that blantly stated "flehie"

"Ron, where do you get off thinking you could give Dumbledore a bazooka? Crap, now he'll have the whole town blown to bits!"

"B-b-b-but Hermione, I thought it was a water gun!"

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A WATER GUN???? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE OUT IT DIDN'T HAVE A HOLE FOR WATER?!?!!? GOODNESS RON HOW STU-"

"Enough Hermione, Ron, the voices are telling me that we have to live in the muggle world for a little while if we want to find the green gem. That's the only place we can go to figure out what the last jewel we need for the special ,er, medallion thing, to unlock the sacred song."

"Oh, I don't see why we're doing this anyway! I mean, so what if a big purple dinosaur with green polka-dots and a cheesey voice takes over the muggle world, I mean who needs muggles anyway?" said Hermione.

"We need them you git! We need someone to read our books!!! If this dinousaur takes over the world, the world will be overtaken by millions of cheesey childrens' show characters!" yelled Ron.

"Oh yes, right.." replied Hermione.

"Okay guys lets work out a plan, " said Harry.

*~*~*~**~*~**~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~~**~*~* So Harry, Ron and Hermione, set off on their quest to save the world from cheesy children show characters. Meanwhile, Malfoy was setting up an evil scheme to take his evil purple fighter monkeys and take over Hogwarts.

"MONKEYS! Why, why did the author make me stuck with you? I mean, who wants to train monkeys! This is outrageous! Im e-mailing fanfiction.net! They wont post anymore of her stories on here! No sir ee!!!!!!!! I am so sick of this-" he went on for hours and hours but the author couldn't stand much more criticism, so she cut him off there. ~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~* "Harry, when we get to wherever we are going, what are we doing then?" asked Hermione, who was very much annoyed with Ron's loud snoring.

"Hermione, I don't know, but I know that Fred will tell me when we get there," replied Harry.

"Um, Harry, who is fred? And how are you talking to him?"

"No..no we cant do that...THAT WONT WORK! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO M-what were you saying Hermione?"

"Er.never mind.."

*~**~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ After a couple more hours of Harry arguing with himself, Ron snoring, and Hermione...welll being annoyed, they arrived in America. ****~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~**~*~*~

A/N: Okay readers I know what you all are thinking! That was the stupidest thing you have ever read.. Well its supposed to be! But please R&R!!!!! maybe suggest a couple of your favorite movies, or television characters or sumthing! I need ideas!!!!!! Please r&r!!!!!!!!