DOUBLE STANDARDS
WOW: clean. Double standards; Dean is the master of them.
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys
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"Hey Dean, where the hell have you been for the last four hours?"
"I've been giving my Baby the works, Sam. I've given her the full wash and wax, polished her dash, washed her windscreen and given her leather a deep clean with that proper nourishing cream. I've blacked her tyres, touched up her trims and buffed up her alloys with the metal polish. That car is looking like a freaking princess; I tell ya man, she's sparkling!"
"Oh good. Well now you've finally reappeared, I'm going to go wash my hair, okay?"
"Jeez, Sam. You're such a big girl!"
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