One day a good person named Money Dad was walking around. His entire life he had been confused because he wasn't even a dad, and he didn't have one he was a clone of his mom with they family's signature pair of money shades. But then he realised he could just become a dad after having a lot of sex with people. In a matter of a few hours he met Money Mom an equally confused woman because she wasn't a mom yet and didn't even have a mom because she was a clone of her dad. They instantly fell in love and made a baby. His name was Money Boy. He was an edgemaster 3000 and changed his name to Money Man and stole Money Dad's Glasses, but sadly on his train out of the country he was hit by a lost speeding seagull and his entire being was sucked into the glasses with four money signs on it. Now if anyone were to wear said glasses Money Man inhibits their body and you become Money Man until you take them off.
