The following sketch was done under supervision of professionals and should not be attempted to be done at home as we cannot be held responsible if your an idiot. The characters in this sketch will play themselves and the sketch is original as far as we know.


Why Jay's Apartment Really Burned down

It was a pretty average night. Jay and Rebecca were hiding in a hotel in paranoia, Alex was AWOL and people who went missing from the original 'Marble Hornets' crew were still missing. Yep, a pretty normal night for all.

Well, it would have been if a young man wearing an mask which looked strangely effeminate and a being that had to have been at least six feet tall with no face and had tentacles for hands had not just broken into the empty apartment that belonged to poor, slightly disturbed Jay.

"Wh-where is he?", Masky asked looking around. The frown he had under his mask could be heard in the tone of his voice.

"I'm sure he'll be back my masked, face weilding friend", Slenderman said, in perfect English, as he tapped his tentacle arm gently on Masky's shouldor, said masked person just sighing under his mask.

"This is your fault you know. You were'nt so...so...you! It would be easier to make friends! You said you would help me make friends, but all the things you've suggested are just plain illegal and stupid!"

"Now that's not fair! If watching someone while they slept worked for Edward Cullen, it should work for everyone", Slenderman defended himself. Masky could have sworn the eyebrows of his mask itself was twitching from that statement.

"Your forgetting something though. One, Bella Swan is a fucking idiot. Two, Twilight pratical promotes being in a mentally abusive relationship and marrying your stalker, and three, Twilight is shit in general!" If he had the mouth to do so, Slenderman would have been pouting.

"Well, I know something that might cheer you up~".

"What is it?", Masky muttered with such bitterness it was like the taste of lemon but in words.

"Weellll, we have the apartment to ourselves, and there's a CD player~".

"..."

About ten minutes later...

The song 'Gimmie Twenty Dollars' is playing as Slenderman and Masky are having a little dance party while drinking some fancy dranks.

"No wifein in da club, gimmie twenty dollars, gimmie twenty dollars", Slenderman and Masky both sang together, off key in unision, jumping up and down on the couch. Masky was topless revealing his chest while Slenderman had a lampshade on his head.

As you can guess, they were having hella fun. But of course, all fun has to come to an end.

"WHOOO! You were right Slendy, this IS fun and-", Masky stopped to sniff the air. "Why's there smoke?"

"Oh, I figured you would get hungry so I decided to cook something for you. I found some stuff that said it was, 'flamable', so I put it in the oven for you. No thanks are necessary", Slenderman chuckled, as he started to swing his jacket over his head.

Masky's eyes went wide in shock and he looked at the kitchen area, only to see hugh flames! How the hell did he only notice that now!

Five minutes later...

"Slendy...I know you meant well, but it's stuff like this why Alex is trying to get a restraining order against us!", Masky muttered as he and Slenderman watched from the fire in Jay's apartment grew and other tenants fled the building either through the door or jumping out the window.

"In my defense, I've always prefered my food raw so I never really had too much experience with a oven or stove", Slenderman said calmly, not sounding like he was affected by what he had caused. But soon, all annoyance and obliviousness was forgotten by the unmistakable sound of police sirens.

"Oh crap, it's the cops!", Masky cried, almost feeling his palms sweating.

"What do we do!", Slenderman asked, sounding scared since he was too slender to be in the big house.

"CHEESE IT!", Masky cried before he and Slenderman started running back to the Slender Cave! Also known as the House that they were illegally squatting in.