Title- Whoops
Author-osakasan
Disclaimer- I do not own Final Fantasy 10
Warnings- suggests yaoi, characters way out of tune
Story type- humor
Pairings- wakka/tidus
Sorry if I spell things wrong
This story is based of a FF10 skit my and my sister thought up, purely for comedy
It was a normal day in Spira, and like every morning Wakka was practicing Blitzball
When all of a sudden...
"Wakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkka" Rikku squealed running towards Wakka
"Oh hell no" Wakka said sticking up his hand caching Rikku's head holding her in place as she continued to try and run at him.
"Oh Wakka I want you, your so hot, I love you" Rikku said so fast Wakka barely understood her
"Stay back you crazy Al Bhed woman" Wakka shouted shoving her away she stood back and stopped running
"What do I have to do to win you over?" Rikku said
"Nothing, I don't like you"
"But I LOVE you" Rikku said
"Look stupid I don't like you, you're a girl, and I like Tidus, ya?" Wakka said calmly
"Hmph" Rikku said turning around and running back to the hut she was living in to plot how to get the Blitzball player
"Damn Al Bhed woman, what kind of crazy stunt she gunna pull to get me, properly something stupid, ya?" Wakka said continuing to practice Blitzball, when "Tidus" walked up to him
"Hey Wakka" 'Tidus' said lovingly
"Wait a minute, what are you trying to pull, and you're not Tidus" Wakka said
"What do you mean" 'Tidus' said his eyes wide
"You're just Rikku, trying to get me, ya?"
"Rikku? I'm not Rikku I'm Tidus your being silly Wakka" 'Tidus' said smiling
"Yeah right, let me get this thru your thick scull, I hate you, damn girl"
"I thought what we had was SPECIAL" 'Tidus' cried running away tears falling from his eyes
"Aw Rikku! What da hell, ya? Wakka sighed "She just gatta realize I don't like her, I love my Tidus, and I aint gunna leave him for no one" Wakka said as Rikku bounced back to him
"Hello Wakka dear! Have you decided to surrender to my sexy-ness yet" Rikku said cheerfully
"Wait what do ya mean? Didn't you just try to get me?"
"Nooo I was just trying to find my Tidus costume, so I could trick you into loving me" Rikku said
"Did you find it?" Wakka asked
"Nope, it sucks I wanted to get you to." Rikku said, Wakka's eye growing wide
"D-did you happen to see Tidus" Wakka gasped out,
"As a matter of fact yes, but he was running that way crying" Rikku said pointing towards the hut he was sharing with Wakka
"He was crying?" Wakka said, Rikku nodded "Oh Crap, TIDUS WAIT!" Wakka said running after Tidus.
THE END… poor Wakka ;
