A/N Okay, so this is my second try on this. The first failed and I deleted it out of self-pity. Anyhoo, I changed the title (which makes no sense at all but it sounded like something one of the characters would say) , and plot. SAME characters, Zimmers and Gazzy-poo.

I'll probably update often because I'm a lifeless sack of awesome. Oh what, you want to know more about me? Okay :D Well, I'll tell you my hobbies I suppose. I draw a little, usually my best ones are on lined paper in E.L.A. And I make dozens of accounts of child online sites and get banned, because I'm a fearless Motherfucker.

Disclaimer: No matter how much I would like to deny it, I don't own Invader Zim. I just about only have my computer, and I don't even own that. *lip tremble*

It's Just Science

We stood right at the front gates of the Hi Skool. The student population was slowly showing up and stalking into the building, not willing to begin yet another year at the horrible skool. I bit my lip slightly and looked at my partner with a worried expression. My unique boyfriend just as he shot me a zipper-like half smile. His lips moved with no sound, mouthing the words 'I love you'. Zim's face began to move towards mine and pulled me into a passionate kiss. His slithery tongue traced around my lips. I bit his tongue lightly and he pulled away with a hiss. "What was that for?" He said with an almost sad tone in his voice. I frowned. I rarely saw Zim sad, but when I did, I would almost always burst in tears. My eyes scanned the faces around us. Most of the expressions of course were shock. I looked back at Zim, his eyes were hard now. "People were staring darling." I said in a mocking motherly tone. The corner of his mouth curved into a half smile. "You ready?" Zim said, looking at the heavy stone on my ring finger. I followed his gaze. The gem was beautiful. It weighed too much however and always caused my left hand to droop more than intended. I bit my lip again as the memory replayed in my head.

We both sat cross-legged on my small bed, just looking into each others eyes. Zim's contacts had been removed and only large, violet ovals remained. I had always thought Zim's eyes were one of the most beautiful things about him. I bit my lip, just as a reaction to the silence. It was a habit of mine. I sighed quietly. I was usually one to like silence, but this time I craved a conversation. "Watcha doin'?" I asked sounding like a small girl asking her father the question out of boredom. "Planning." He said quickly before staring into my eyes once again. "Does it involve me?" I said curiously. It probably did. What a stupid question. I scolded myself inwardly. "Of course it does. Gaz I have a question." He said almost timidly. That was rare for him. Zim was such a strong individual.

I narrowed my eyes at him while he held his hand out next to him. A metal arm extended from his PAK and carefully dropped a small box into Zim's waiting hand. I looked at it almost hopefully and I knew that he could see it. He dropped on one knee and looked into my eyes yet again. " I have stayed up most of the night studying your human traditions when it came to this sort of thing." He said sweetly, as if that was the most important part. It didn't bother me. I could feel my eyes beginning to burn and I knew I was about to cry. I placed my right hand on my chest just to make sure I was still breathing. "Gaz Membrane. You mean more to me that any other filthy Earth scum," He said with a joking insult. I just chuckled and sniffled quietly. "or the female Irken trash. Life without you would be completely pointless, like a planet without a sun. With that Gaz Membrane, I ask for your hand in marriage." He finished his speech, sounding almost like a robot. Zim's three fingers opened the box right after his lines. I couldn't hold in the gasp that came flying out of my lungs. The ring had one diamond. It was the same color as Zim's eyes, and would without doubt cover most of her finger. It was in a perfect kite shape and without thinking answered yes. Zim jumped with joy and hugged me tightly, bringing me into a loving kiss before he scooped me up and placed my body lightly on the mattress. His form curved around mine as we cuddled, just sitting there. Neither of us thought it could get any better.

I was pulled from my thoughts by Zim's voice. "If you aren't ready for people to know you don't have to wear it." He said sadly while his head dropped a bit. "Why on Earth would I do that?" I said happily and truthfully. I grabbed his hand tightly with my left hand, almost assuring that it was being showed and we strode across the skoolyard. I couldn't get the smile off my face.