This is by Jazz281321-I have no idea why I'm writing this. I think it may be pure boredom and also I think
I want to be a tad evil. 3
This is a change of topic for me. As some of you may see on my bio, all of my other fics are transformers based. I decided to stick to the original dialogue from episode 98 in the Red vs. Blue series to keep authenticity. (This has been censored for younger readers who would like to read.)
And please R&R. I need to know if this is good and I should write more RvB fics or I should just stop altogether and stick with transformers. It would help a lot. Well, enough talk from me. ON WITH THE RvB!!! Enjoy!!!!
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"Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" Caboose called out as he ran to the Red base. Wyoming looked to the brave-ish Blue.
"It's the idiot! Take care of him! Quickly!"
"Right." Said Gary in his monotone voice.
"Caboose! No! Stay back! Don't get near the tank-"
A series of shots rang out.
"Aaaahhhhh!!!!" Caboose shrieked. Blood leaked from his armor.
"Caboose!!! NOOOO!!!" Church screamed in horror as Caboose fell to the ground.
Tucker, having already experienced all of this no more than two minutes before, just stabbed Wyoming in the back with his double pronged key/sword, stopping him from turning back time. Only he didn't realize that by doing that, he couldn't save Caboose now. Gary had already retreated and Tucker ran over to Church, who was kneeling next to Caboose's body.
"Ah! He's not moving!"
"I'm telling you he's dead. It's just like last time."
"You…You're still playing that?! Caboose is dead! I bet he's also too stupid to know how to do what I did when I was killed!" Tucker could've sworn he heard sobs now and then. "But…After…Ah . His armor…His special ability…Must've been a time warp! That's what's been going on! Ah …"
"Tucker…What the hell are you talking about?" Tex, awaking from when she was knocked out by Wyoming, saw the three, got up, and a second later got within their earshot.
"What's going on?"
"Ah perfect timing Tex. Tucker was about to tell us what the is going on."
"Works for me." Tex said.
"You know how every freelancer has an A.I. and special ability?"
"Uh-huh" They nodded in unison.
"Wyoming's ability was a time warp! That's how he kept resetting every time he lost! Who knows how long we've been doing this same thing over and over again! Anyway, Caboose usually died before someone, usually you, Church, would hurt Wyoming. Now, I killed Wyoming before time could be turned back."
"Why can't he do what you did, Church? Like being a ghost for a bit? I'm sure Caboose wouldn't mind."
"I bet he's too stupid to know how to do it. He has the attention span of a brain-dead mouse! He didn't even know how to use a switch!"
"That was hilarious!" Tucker laughed.
"Why did I have to bring that up…"Church asked himself. He felt a tear streak down his face.
Why am I crying? I didn't like him…right?
