I was walking down the village when all of the sudden I heard "Shya! Shi!" from a boy named Link. "RAAGH!" He swung his sword and missed. "RUH!" Then he tapped the wall with his sword. I went up to him and asked "What the fuck are you doing?" He looked at me. "Shya!RYA! ROO!" He yelled at me. "What's your problem?" I asked. "?" He said in one big sentence. "Did you talk?" I asked. "SHYA!" He yelled. "Ugh shoot me..." I said. I threw him and he landed in the school. "Of course!" I said. 1 month later... "I … I CAN TALK!" Link yelled. "Yeah!" I yelled. He tapped the wall with his sword. "No..." I said walking away. Then Zelda went up to him and kicked him in the balls. "Shya!" He yelled. Then another link approaches. "What the fuck are you doing kid?" Link 2 said. "Shya?" Link 1 asked. Then Link 2 kicked Link 1 to the ground and stabbed in the chest. "Well now that that's over with." Link 2 said walking away. "What the fu--" I said. The End...