AN HI! Well I've just had a terrible nightmare all joking aside. And as I was lying in my bed crying I tried to start thinking about something more cheerful and well I got Harry Potter and a weird mix of Dumbo, but hey I feel better! I was laying there thinking about new plot bunnies (I haven't written any fan fiction in a long time, haven't had any inspiration) and roustabouts was stuck in my head and before I knew it I was singing this song. I stayed in bed for about 20 seconds after I made the first two lines and then I was like YEEESSSSS! And jumped out of bed and fell in my eagerness to write this lol

Disclaimer I don't own Harry Potter………or Dumbo..I want Dumbo!!!!!

Warnings Slash implied, a little provocative (slightly mature themes) near the end, oh and depending on how you look at it Ginny-bashing

Oh yes the song I parodied was "Song of the Roustabouts" from Dumbo. If you want to hear it just type in roustabouts on youtube, they should have a video with it somewhere.

ONE LAST THING, PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY SONG! IF YOU LIKE IT AND WANT TO USE IT PLEASE ASK FIRST AND GIVE ME CEDIT FOR MAKING IT!

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Write! Read! Write! Read! Write! Read! Write!

We read all day, we write all night

All we do is read and write

We're crazy, die-hard fan girls/boys

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Write! Read! Write! Read! Write! Read! Write!

When are parents go to bed

We slave until we're almost dead

We're crazy, die-hard fan girls/boys

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Write! Read! Write! Read! Write! Read! Write!

We don't know when we get our slash

And when we do, we read our slash all day

(When we get our slash, we read it all the way)

We get our prize when Ginny says

With heartbreak in'er eyes, "Harry isn't gay!" (1)

(Then we get our prize, just watching Ginny dry her eyes)

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Hand crampin'

Back an achin'

Blaise and Thomas what we need (Yes, Sir!)

Reviewer's threatenin'

Keep on typin'

Forget your bed and feed

Reality tries to fight, it's gonna bleed

Write it hot! Forget the plot!

Make Ginny sod off

Get Draco's clothes off

We have to stay awake

Tea! Coffee! Tea! Coffee! Tea! Coffee!

Tea! Coffee! Tea! Coffee! Tea! Coffee!

Tea! Coffee! Tea!

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Make sure all Mary-sues are gone!

Write and laugh the whole night long

You crazy, die-hard fan girls/boys!

Kissin', poundin', lickin', grindin',

Eight chapters finally takin' shape

Keep on flirting!

Can't help squealing!

OMG Harry's molestin' Severus Snape

Poundin'! Poundin'! Poundin'! Poundin'!

Oh…

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So did you like it?? WE HAVE A SONG NOW YAY!!!!!

Sorry towards the end of the song my mind kinda took a trip to the gutter….

(1) in'er is suppose to be "in her" but it didn't fit