AN: I found this particular fic when I was typing the next chapter for 'The Demon Child'…I made this when I was probably about 14...that was three years ago so don't expect too much alright?

Disclaimer: I don't own RK. I'm just borrowing them for the sole enjoyment of my fellow RK fans.

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An Interview with the RK Cast

Chapter one: The First Day…

Sapphire: Hey guys! Ever wonder what the RK cast would think if ever they see our fanfics? Especially the pairings? Well wonder no more! After some minor difficulties (cough…kidnapping/threatening/arguing…cough), I, Wolf Sapphire, finally got the chance to ask them how they felt about everyone writing about them, more so in about their love life. Hohoho!

Himura Kenshin and Kamiya Kaoru

Sapphire: So how does it feel to be the most popular pairing there is? (grins widely)

Kenshin: Oro! (eyes wide)

Kaoru: (blushes deeply)

Megumi: Humph! Ken-san would have been better off with me. (fox ears sprouted) Ohohoho!

Kaoru: (turns an angry red) Nani?!

Shura: No way! I'm the perfect woman to be with Kenshin.

Kenshin: Oro! Oro! Oro! Sessha's not with anybody, de gozaru.

Kenshin: Besides, I only think of Kaoru-dono as a friend….

All except Kaoru, Kenshin and Shura: (sarcastically) right……

Kenshin/Kaoru: (blush)

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Sagara Sanosuke and Takani Megumi

Megumi/Sano: WHAT!!!

Megumi: Me and that Rooster-head?!

Sano: Hey!

Megumi: (ignored Sano) You've got to be kidding Sapphire! Who would be so cruel as to write a fanfic with him and me as a couple?

Sapphire: (cough cough) Ummm…most of the RK fanfic authors who watched the show?

Sano: (snorted) Then they're blind. There's no way I could ever be interested in Kitsune here. (points thumb at Megumi)

Megumi: (face a dull red) And why is that Rooster-head? I happened to be a very attractive woman, you know. (tosses hair over her shoulder indignantly)

Sano: (gagged)

Tsubame: (hides behind her tray shyly) Ano…then why is that Sano-san always seemed to get hurt and Megumi-san has to fixed him up?

Megumi: (huffed) Because he's a brainless idiot who has trouble following him everywhere he goes like the plague.

Sano: At least I'm not some obsessively flirty woman who throws herself almost at every man she sees.

Megumi: Excuse me?!

Sano: coughyou'reaslutcough (cough you're a slut cough)

Everyone else: (sweatdrops as the two continued to argue)

Kenshin: Ma…ma…that's enough Megumi-dono, Sano…

Kaoru: (rolls her eyes) Too late Kenshin, they can't hear you anymore.

Everyone else: (nods their heads in agreement)

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Shinomori Aoshi and Makamichi Misao

Misao: (eyes shining brightly) AOSHI-SAMA!!!!! (drools)

Aoshi: (sweatdrops) "…."

Sapphire: (sobs quietly in a corner)

Aoshi: (cold facial expression) Misao…

All, even Megumi and Sano who paused in their argument, leaned in closer to hear Aoshi clearly.

Aoshi: (facial expression still cold)…Misao is a child.

All fell down except for Misao who was bursting with tears.

Misao: WAHH!! I'm not a child Aoshi-sama. I'm a grown woman!

Sapphire: (tries unsuccessfully to hide the joyful grin plastered on her face) Misao's right Aoshi, she is a grown woman…or are you incidentally just 'blind' like Sano here?

Sano: Hey!

Aoshi: (shooks head) Misao is like a little sister to me.

All except Sapphire fell down anime style. Both Aoshi and Sapphire sweatdropped at the sight.

Sano: Ice-box spoke a full sentence without pausing! It's a miracle! How did you do it Sapphire?

Aoshi: (glares icily at Sano)

All except Aoshi and Sapphire: (shivered at Aoshi's death glare)

Sapphire: (shrugs) Don't ask me, how would I know?

Misao: I hate you Aoshi-sama!

Misao: (runs away from everyone, tears in her eyes)

Kaoru/Megumi/Shura/Sayo/Yumi/Sapphire/Kamatari/Tokio/Tae: (glares at Aoshi) Now you've done it.

All male RK cast: (shudders at the murderous looks on the girls'…and gay guy…faces)

After much comforting and soft whispering, the girls managed to coax Misao out of her room. The ninja had locked herself inside and cried a river of tears. Finally, with Misao back, eyes dried of tears, the interview could now continue.

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Myojinsp?) Yahiko and ? Tsubame

Sapphire: Now that I think about it…what is your last name Tsubame?

Tsubame/Yahiko: (blushes)

Misao: (who had chosen a seat far, far away from Aoshi pokes Yahiko)

All: (watched as Yahiko toppled to the floor like a statue, unmoving)

Sapphire: Oh my….

Kaoru: (smirks) He's too embarrassed to comment. (looks at Sapphire and grinned) You should come by more often.

Sapphire: (giggles) Maybe someday I'll take you up on that offer.

Tsubame: (still blushing a bright red)

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? Katsu and ? Tae

Sano: What's with the '?'

Sapphire: (blushes in embarrassment) I don't know their last name so sue me.

Tae: Oh my…well we don't really know each other that much. (blushes)

Katsu: I'm an artist. I don't have time for a girlfriend.

All: (roll their eyes)

Sano: Cheh! This is so boring, on to the next pairing.

Sapphire: Fine!

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Shishio Makoto and ? Yumi

Kaoru: They're the perfect evil couple, no doubt about it.

All: (nods their heads in agreement)

Yumi: (blushes prettily at the compliment)

Shishio: (smirks his usual smirk)

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Seijuirou Hiko and….

Omasu: (jumps up and down crazily) Oh me! Me!

Okon: (shoves Omasu aside) No way! He's mine!

Hiko: (snuggled against his sake jar) Sake no koishii...

All: (sweatdrops)

Hiko: (started singing) 100 jars of sake on the shelf, 100 jars of sake on the shelf...you take one down and drink it all up, then you'll get 99 jars of sake left on the shelf…

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Hajime Saitou and Hajime Tokio

Saitou: She's my wife of course I love her.

Everyone except Sapphire, Saitou and Tokio: (toppled to the floor, their legs and arms sprawled)

Kenshin: Oro!

Sano: (gagged) Who would've pitied you so much that she even considered marrying you?

Tokio: (offstage) Don't you dare talk that way about my Hunnie-Bunnie!

All (except Sano): Hunnie-Bunnie?!

Saitou: (blushes) Tokio! What did we talk about?

Tokio: (appears besides Saitou) Oops?

Sano: (jaw dropped) ….

Kenshin: Oro! (eyes grew wide)

Kaoru/Megumi: (furious) Baka! (whacked Kenshin and Sano on the head respectively)

Tokio: (smiles then stood on her tip-toes to kiss Saitou)

All: (gagged as the two continued to lip-lock)

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Himura Kenshin and Yukishiro Tomoe

Kenshin: Oro! Sessha thinks that we should go to the next pairing now.

Kaoru: (glares at Kenshin)

Kenshin: (gives a nervous grin)

Everyone else: (gave confused looks with question marks hovering all over their heads)

Sapphire: (rolls her eyes and sighs) Sheesh, I don't even know why I bother with this pairing. Tomoe's dead for crying out loud!

Everyone who didn't know: WHAT?!?!

Aoshi: (looks up from a piece of paper) Yeah right, you just don't like her that's all.

Sapphire: (blinks at Aoshi) How did you know?

Aoshi: (points to the piece of paper) It says so right here on your private profile.

Sapphire: (turns an enraged blue) Give me that! (reaches out for the paper)

Aoshi: (held it further away from Sapphire's reach) When I'm through reading it.

Sapphire: (eyes glinted revenge)

After a couple of arguments ending with Aoshi nursing a black eye with an ice pack and a happy Sapphire burning her private profile to ashes, they were ready to continue once more.

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Kamiya Kaoru and Yukishiro Enishi

Kaoru: (blushes)

Kenshin: (goes Battousai eyed)

Yahiko: (laughing his socks off) HAHAHA! Busu and the white-haired freak? Now that's a pairing. HAHAHA!

Kaoru: (whacks Yahiko on the head) Shut up Yahiko-chan!

Yahiko: Don't call me chan! Busu!

Kaoru: (face an angry red) Yahiko-CHAN!

Yahiko: BUSU!

Everyone else: (sweatdrops)

Sapphire: Err…this might take a while.

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After an hour of bickering; Sapphire glanced at her watch and gave a shriek.

Sapphire: What?! It's time already? Oh well… (takes out her whistle and blew a high-noted shrill)

RK cast: (covers their pained eardrums)

Sapphire: (waits until everyone uncovered his/her eyes) Ok people. I have to cut this interview for short now. (taps her watch) I got to get home.

RK cast: (lets out huge sighs of relief)

Sapphire: (grins wickedly) So I'll just save the rest of the interview for next time.

RK cast: WHAT?!

Sapphire: (shrugs) Well, it depends on the readers/reviewers anyway…And I was so excited to interview what you guys feel about yaoi/yuri pairings…

RK cast: (faints)

Sapphire: Oh Boy… (takes out her cellphone and calls the ambulance)

To be continued

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AN: See? What did I tell you?