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A/N: I really don't know WHERE this came from. Enjoy!
Note- I accidentally deleted Microsoft word, so for now everything is done on wordpad, sorry for any errors.
Ants, Exams and The Meaning of Life
"Say Strawberry, you're looking tired." Kish remarked during yet another fight for mankind.
"That's because of exams." Ichigo said dully, she wasn't fighting at the moment really, everone else had things well underhand, honestly. The monsters of the day were ants. Not gigantic man-eating ones. Not even painful biting ants. Just little itty-bitty ants that happened to be chimera anima. Little ants just waiting to be stepped on.
Of corse you can't step on them when you're saving the world and all that, you have to 'defeat' them and save the poor defenceless ants.
Ants, for pity's sake.
Which was why all the mews (sans Ichigo) were running around like chickens with their heads cut off attacking ants and Masha was zooming about eating all of the Para paras that were floating about like mad jelly fishes.
"What are exaaaammuhs?" Kish asked, watching with an air of disinterest as all of the monsters he'd created were slowly being sent to oblivion. "I told Tarto that chimera anima ants was a stupid idea. but would he listen nooooooooooo." He muttered.
"Exams." Ichigo corrected "They're a big, long tests that sadistic teachers make you write twice a year."
"They make you?" Kish asked, boredly kicking a few dozen ants aside.
"Yes." Ichigo answerd. She ignored the loud shouting coming at her fro her fellow mews about her taking a little break.
"Why?" Kish asked incrediously.
"You know, I don't know." Ichigo paused. "WHY YOU STUPID INSANE TEACHERS? WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO (2x-4)(2x+4)(3x+10) OR THE MEANING OF LIFE? OR WHATEVER IT WAS THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TEACH ME!"
Kish was silent.
The rest of the tokyo mew mew gang stared openly at the possibly nutso Strawberry.
"What is the answer to (2x-4)(2x+4)(3x+10) anyways?" Kish asked after a moment of akward silence.
"I have no idea."
"And isn't the meaning to life 42 or something?" Kish added.
"Really? I should go add that to my homework! Thanks for helping me with my homework Kish!" And thus Ichigo ran off.
"Well...that was weird." Kish said and then he exploded into billions of rabid salt 'n' vinigar chips, which masha proceded to eat, burping loudly.
A/N (again): Just a note on 'Para paras' apparent;y that's the name of the weird jellyfish things.
