Hello! This is my first Invader Zim fanfic go easy on me. I'm not sure why I started writing it's rainy and I'm bored plus I'm going insane waiting for my invader zim episode to finish downing. Well umm I guess here I go.



"Whoooooooooooooooooo," Gir screams as he runs around the living room dragging his leash. "I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's go!"

Zim, looking annoyed with narrowed eyes, steps out of the kitchen, "Ok Gir let's go. Remember we're not going to Taco Bell for food! We must see if Dib's letter is true and we must investigate this Human-Grease factory for possible space transportation."

Gir tilts his head letting his tongue hang in silence before lifting his arms as high as he can and screaming something about taquitos and some weird sauce. Zim grabs a hold of the leash and they set off. Walking down the street they sense someone behind them. Zim raises an eyebrow and turns around to see a black figure run into the alley. Zim tugs on Gir's leash leading him into the alley a block ahead. Gir turns on his jets and they jetted the rest of the way to Taco Bell.

Upon their arrival they see an empty Taco Bell. Landing accidentally in the drive thru lane they stand up brushing themselves off and a voice comes from behind, "Welcome to Taco Bell may I have your order." Zim eyes the large sign of many foods and words. "Pardon? What did you say to Zim?" The voice shows up again cheerful enough to make anyone sick, "Welcome to Taco Bell Zim may I take your order?" Zim stands one eyebrow raised nose up and hands on hips, "I order nothing from this grease monkey factory of doooooom."

"Uhhh, would you like cheese on that?"

Zim grips his fist, "I didn't order anything! You pathetic humans!" He looks down to see Gir against the sign his tail wagging talking into the small tower screeching an order so long that Zim can see the poor brunet struggling to keep up with the order. "GIR LETS GET STARTED" Zim grabs Gir by the leash and starts to walk over to the lady. She opens the window and greets them, "That'll be 68.97 please." Zim glares at her, "68.97 what?" She stares at them and takes notice of His antennas. Staring in astonishment she studders before falling over. Zim realizes his lack of wig and panicked he applies it rather untidy. Gir jumps onto the window to see if she's ok and gets quickly distracted by one of the workers making a taco. Gir runs into the store dragging poor Zim on the other end as he begins to do circles around the workers knocking over meat scattering lettuce and causing major chaos. Zim lets go of the leash and lands on the counter next to a register. The register has a small screen and buttons. Zim ignoring the mess and war going on in the back begins to push buttons on the keyboard. He wasn't able to understand them because they were all abbreviated. He was examining the buttons when a taco flew past that directed his attention to the back. He saw Gir running a muck and workers attempted to put out fires and screaming about dialing 911. Zim turned and looked at the horrified customers grabbing their food and kids and high tailing it out the store. Zim grunts and continues his brigade on the keyboard. He makes an effort to 'decode' the keyboard. He finally gets frustrated and begins to beat on the keyboard. The register breaks and police and firemen pull up with an ambulance to put out the flames. Zim sees the law men and makes a mad dash for the back door grabbing Gir in the process. He ran down the street Gir dragging behind him with a bag full of tacos things.

Once they reached home Zim tossed himself on the couch, "Whew! That was close I believe we did a good job Gir." He eyes Gir who is sitting on the floor squirming under the massive bag of tacos sitting on his stomach. Zim lifts a brow and turns on the TV, "At least I did a good job."

Meanwhile, in space at the planet of the Irken. The two tallness debate on what to do about created an alliance with the Batwings. In order to create an alliance with them they must marry their ruler to one of our important men. Well, they've never seen this ruler before but sure enough they didn't want to. The rumors that float around their planet were scary enough as it is. The red tallness looks at the purple one, "All we need to do is fin the furthest planet and make that invader marry her so we don't have to." The purple replied, "Well that makes sense but what about the things here? With their ruler far away what'll happen to our planet. We Certainly cant make any decisions with their ruler gone. They'll be nothing but a chaos of bat winged morons with no one to lead them." The Red narrowed his eyes evilly, "Exactly." In the background they hear a worker, "The furthest planet is planet Earth… Zim is there…"

The sun comes up on Earth and shines on Zim drooling all over himself in sleep. He flinches at the bright light and rolls off the couch. He wakes up abruptivly and and realizes he fell asleep with the TV on. He takes off his wig and the contacts off his irritated eyes. He turns it off and examines the room. Gir was on the other side next to an empty Taco Bell bag burping ever other snore and occasionally spitting up a tad of meat or sauce here and there.

Zim proceeds to his lab where he is alarmed to find the tallness waiting on the screen. They seem to actually be happy to see Zim which comes to his surprise. Never the less he salutes and greets the tallness. The Red tallness grins an almost evil grin, "Dear, dear Zim. You have served us well and we have to decided to reward you for your efforts." The purple in the background folds his hands leans forward and smiles.

"Oh my dear tallness. I thank you for your offer…" Zim bows and the tallness smiles seem to broaden. "But I am afraid I must decline." The tallness drop their hands along with their smiles, "But, uh, zim-Zim this is a great honor. You have been recognized you should be happy to receive a gift." Zim smiles, "I am grateful but I must decline once more. I do no services for my tallness for any reward I do it for pride and for the Irken elite. Thank you kindly but I have no desire to receive any reward for my duties until success is received in my hands. I must go now. Thank you for your recognition and I will check in with you later." With that Zim turned off the monitor and began to prance happily around his lab proud to be recognized by the leaders.

Back at the Irken ship the tallness debate on what to do now…

"I say we just tell him to retire his duties and come back here for a week. They get married and they leave to go back to Earth, we destroy their planet and make it look like a rebel group did it. We apologize to the ruler we kill their ruler we kill Zim and their whole planet and resources are ours." The purple grinned evilly and chuckled. Just then the screen came on and a young lady with her blonde hair pinned neatly into a bun looking almost exactly like a human apart from her odd purple eye color, adjusted her glasses and began reading from her clipboard,

"Dear Tallness,

We here on the planet Noticia in order to create an alliance with your planet our princess must marry one of your kind." She looked up and her face was emotionless and her glasses slide down to the end of her nose. She glared, "Have you decided on a husband suitable for our superior ruler?" The purple couldn't help but laugh at this. The red quickly smacked him off screen and seeing the annoyed look upon the women's face he quickly began to recover his cool, "Well you see our suitable husband is away on invader duty right now- we have plans to have him come back and well, you see…" The blonde lady interrupted, "Tallness, may I have the name of this suitor and the planet he is on we'll be happy to retrieve him." The tallness grinned largely, "Well of course. His name is Zim. He is on the planet of Earth." The lady wrote it down pushed her glasses back up to her face. "Very well then. We will send ships to retrieve him at once and the wedding shall be arranged as soon as possible then economy talks will start as soon as they return from his duties." A small soft voice came from behind the blonde women, "That wont be necessary." A tall women came forth. She was of darker complexion and had very long hair that was cut short in the front but hung long in a pony tail on the back of her head. She was skinny but still healthy and her large batwings flapped impatiently behind her as if ready for flight. She sat down and began to speak in a small meek and soft tone, "I am Mis. The princess of the planet of Noticia. I apologize for any inconvenience in not being able to meet you personally and I understand this is the first you've seen of me. I hope that my marrying… Z-zim?" the blonde next to her nodded. "Zim, will bring our planets together and end our years of bloodshed. It was wonderful to meet you. I hope you do not mind if I were to go to the planet myself and see this, Zim." She waited for an answer only seeing the tallness gawk wide eyed at her. She looked around uncomfortably, "Um, thank you for your time and I will be seeing you soon. I will send notice to Zim and I'll report back to you our plans within the net few weeks. Send the coordinates to our computer and I once again thank you." With that the screen signed off and the tallness fall all over themselves trying to regain connection. The Red banged on the keyboard. One of the workers informed, "Sir, we have just sent to coordinates to the planet Noticia." The raged Purple began to strangle the worker, "Why? Why must this happen. Noooooooooo…"