OK OK I got this idea from my sister and instead of being real irritated with her, she gave me a brilliant idea. Thanks sis! (Her name is cheezy so if you wanna call her you can! NOT)

This isn't really Mario, its more of Mario Kart. With Final Fantasy of course.

Referee: Start your engines!

Snow: FOR SEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Odin: Curse you LIGHTNING!!!

Lightning: This is YOUR fault SNOW!

Hope: Eh!

Sazh: Hablublublublablablablublu (If you put Sazh as a synergist, he makes a stupid noise every now and then and its hilarious! :D)

Dajh: Hey dad! *crazy smile with eyes shut*

Vanille: I'm not all smiles and sunshine!

Barthandelus: Witness the power of the fal'Cie!

Fang: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH *crazy battle scream*

Serah: Waaaaaaaaaahh..... *cry*

Referee: Lord. Ready Set GO!! *cars race off*

Snow: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAH!!!

Serah: *turns around* What? *crashes* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Snow: Oh no, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs her over* SEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAH *runs her over* SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs her over* Dang. Why I keep runnin you over?

Lightning: This is your fault Snow!

Hope: *turning steering wheel* Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh heh heh ehe heh eh eh eh eh eh?....... *runs to a wall* EEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!

Referee: Two down!

Vanille: I'm not all smiles and sunshine! I'm not all smiles and sunshine! I'm not all sm- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *crashes*

Fang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH Am I the only one who takes this seriously?

Barthandelus: NO! WITNESS THE POWER OF THE FAL- *crashes* *cough cough* Well THAT is stronger than the fal'Cie. WITNESS THE POWER!! *transforms into ugly Barthandelus*

Snow: SEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Oh hey Barthandelus, can I get a bottle of beer?

Barthandelus: NEVER!!

Snow:............... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Odin: Lightning! I looked deep into my metal heart and realized I love you!

Lightning: ODIN!!! *jumps into Odin's kart and the two make out* *Odin crashes*

Referee: Three more down! Only four more racers left!

Sazh: Hablablablablublublublulblublu!!! Hablablablablbublblublublublu!! Habblublublublu- *crashes*

Dajh: Hey dad! *goofy smile* Oh no! Dad! *goofy smile* *crashes*

Snow: Just you and me, Fang!

Fang: More like just ME!! *takes off dress and reveals Darth Vader costume*

ALL: *GASP*

George Lopez: That loca!

Fang: George Lopez? I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

George Lopez: I GOT THIS!!!

Snow: Hee hee hee hee. WHOA!!! *crashes into Serah again* SEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Fang: Alright George you're going down!

George Lopez: WHA PAH!!!! *slams into Fang's car*

Fang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!

Lightning: Odin! Get off of me now OK! That was fun but we have a race to win!

Referee: *slaps face* You already lost. George Lopez you're the winner.

ALL: WHAT?!?

Fang: But I'm Darth Vader! Look!

George Lopez: That loca!

ALL: NO IT ISN'T!!

Lightning: You're more annoying than Odin!

Odin: Yea! Wait what?

Hope: EH!! Eh eh eh ehhhe ehe hheh, heh he eh eh eh!

Fang: What? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!

Vanille: I'm not all smiles and sunshine!

Dajh: Hey Dad! *crazy smile*

Referee: Seriously, you all are the oddest people I've ever seen. *runs off*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I GOT THIS IDEA FROM MY SIS SO THANKS SIS!! (Not really) SHUT UP!! YES REALLY!! UH..... HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! and p.s. I know I used George Lopez but my sis made that up too and it cracked me UP!! HILARIOUS what she was saying was more detailed than I could ever make it so I apologize but I think this is pretty detailed.