Ah, haiku. Poetic, charming, concise, beautiful. Until now. Revolutionized by the entity known as "you stupid moron, I pop a taxi up yo' @$$, b****!!!", it has been lifted up to the next level, at the same time being degraded by fourth grade poetry assignments and fanfic authors with no lives. Enjoy!

(Tidus's POV)

(That's Point of View for all you cave-dwellers out there)

Summoner Yuna

Pauses much in sentences

says "you know?" a lot



Rikku is hyper

always bouncing on her feet

making Auron sick



Auron is badass

sunglasses conceal his scar

but not very well



Wakka likes to blitz

he is so Jamaican, ya?

likes to beat his chest



Kimahri no talk

monosyllable he say

pointless tids and bits



Lulu glares at me

she thinks I'm just a dumb blond

but I kan sppel gud



Seymour is just weird

his hair defies gravity

I wish mine would, too



Jecht is my old man

I hate him for one reason

he thinks I'm a girl



Braska is Guado

does that mean Yuna is too?

that just freaks me out



Dona is a bi***

she thinks that Sir Auron's hot

but he is all mine



Barthello looks weird

he reminds me of Sabin

from Final F six



Shelinda's a ditz

stupid priestess of Yevon

worships a cockroach



Yunalesca died

beneath the edge of my blade

(A/N: Auron's, more likely)



The others don't know

I'm just a dream of the fayth.

Doesn't that just suck?



(Author's POV now)

Auron's a hottie

I could watch that Luca scene

until I pass out



He was so charming

'specially when he was younger

too bad, now he's dead



I know that I'm weird

but I'm not the only girl

in love with Auron!!!