Dear readers,

I know some of you are big fans of Soundwave, but I seriously couldn't help it. This is just for fun, it does not mean I hate him. The plot bunny just wouldn't leave me alone.

~DragonFlameShuriken

How to Annoy TFP Soundwave

1.) Inform Soundwave that throwing his emotional processing away in order to make room for more data is a sign of self-abuse.

2.) when Soundwave walks into the room say "it's got CHICKEN feet!" In a girly voice

3.) tell Soundwave how Frenzy died over and over again... (I advise you to run after this.)

4.) make Soundwave watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic until he glitches

5.) use his arms to cut cake

6.) ask him why he wears a visor. Then say: does your face repel women?"

7.) Tell Soundwave that hiding all of his pets and friends in his chest is a sign of neglect and abuse.

8.) Ask eagerly for Soundwave to tell you what you're thinking since supposedly his transmission is so powerful he can pick up the electrical impulses of one's thoughts, organic or otherwise. Then proceed to think of a fluffy kitty version of Soundwave.

9.) Go around shouting: "Soundwave: Inferior. Starscream: Superior

10.) Mention that you think Shockwave will win in a glaring contest between the two of them. You never know how long they take it for

11.) Everytime he walks in the room, loudly point out how he technically MADE Frenzy die, and that maybe if the minicons got out more, that wouldn't have happened

12.) Referring to DotM Soundwave, Ask TFP Soundwave if him not having a face had something to do with Bumblebee blasting it off.

13.) Whenever you and Soundwave are sitting on a cliff, tell him that it's too quiet for you, and ask him to transform into tape player mode. Once he does, shout, "DROP THE BEAT!" and push him off the cliff. (I know this isn't TFP but I had to do this.)