The New Kid
Acknowledgments: "South Park" and all characters belong to co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Disclaimer: The following fan fiction contains spoilers, murder, coarse language and may be illogical at some instances.
A/N: This fan-fiction occurs at the same time as "Chaos". I recommend reading "Chaos" before proceeding with this. ^_^
Chapter 1 – Moving to South Park
I am the new kid in South Park. I have just moved into South Park a few months ago. We were playing a game called "The Stick of Truth". It was just the most fucked up adventure I have gone on. There were visitors, gnomes, Nazi zombies, Dire AIDS, Zombie Chef, whoever the fuck that is, and Nazi zombie Princess Kenny. Back in my old town all we had was summer all year round, nothing really happened. But in South Park, there is so much adventure, and snow, lots of snow.
After I farted into Princess Kenny's balls, the zombies all become cured and back to normal. How the fuck did that actually cure them, I have no fucking idea. After Cartman threw the stick into Stark's Pond, and asked Stan and Kyle what to do next, I just said, "Screw you guys, I'm going home." And that was the last time I saw them for a while.
All I did these few months was go online and watch YouTube videos. My parents were both at work most of the time and I was in my house alone all day long, while the town was being rebuilt, apparently for the 125th time. Man this town is just rich as fuck if we could keep rebuilding. After the incident, school finally reopened.
To be continued in Chapter 2 – Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny...
2015 – Sys121525
