Hello. The name's Sally Givanno… And the only reason you should be reading this is because you read Johnny's New Dame first.
If you haven't, I may have to find you… And, no. That is not a threat… It's a promise!
I know I'm not perfect and neither is Johnny, the love of my life, so, you really can't blame me for what I've done, right?
Let me explain what's happened so far… Met Johnny in Chicago a while back, fell hard for him so he could come back to this crappy place known as Bullworth Academy for that stupid skanky slut Lola Lombardi!
Dillan and my mother divorced and she was shipped off to an Assylum, so, I went with Dillan to Bullworth Vale, where his parents lived… Or lack there of… Both are like, catatonic or something… They don't like me, but I don't care.
I bump into Johnny and make a promise to myself to not fall for him again, but I do anyways. We fight the Preps for the first time, run from the Prefects… I meet and 'greet' Lola then send her packin'…
I quickly become 'Queen' or something like that… I'd prefer calling it Mother or something like that, cause that's what I'm more like to them… At first.
Later, I get the pleasure of meeting Gary Smith… That was fun… He really got acquainted with my knee more than me… They seemed to like each other a lot.
I start up the Bullworth Bees Girl's Track Team, get a letterman jacket and special uniform. Then my Grandmother sends me my golden cross and chain with a letter in Italian, which I can't read and haven't touched since…
Dillan gives me a pair of black designer high heels for my birthday, which quickly approaches and Johnny proposes! The. Most. Exciting. Day. Of. My. Life!
Oh, I also took Hal under my wing in cooking and cleaning after cleaning the Tenements and boarding up the holes.
Meet Johnny's mother, Mary, and Uncle, Al. Love them to pieces.
Mary tells us that Johnny's father is being an ass again and I tell her that I wouldn't let him touch her or Johnny ever again.
A while passes uneventful until Mary calls and informs me that her ex-husband is coming to hurt her, so Johnny and I get there in short time, without getting pulled over, and I get to meet Luca Vincent, Johnny's oh-so-lovable father.
Smacked him around, Al took him away, tended to Mary and Johnny… Then Johnny and I went home.
Two weeks pass, in a strange way and one day, I come out of the bathroom to find Johnny talking with that slut, Lola, who was practically on top of him in the hall… Made my blood boil and Johnny and I got into quite the public argument where it ended with Johnny throwing his ring at me…
The rings were actually once Uncle Al's and his wife's… Al's wife died a bit ago.
I move into the Pretty-In-Pink Pit of Hell known as the Girl's Dorms, then focus on school and Track.
Jocks take me in as one of their own, then Peanut comes to me with a strange plan to put me in danger so Johnny will try to save me.
So, we head to the Prep's and Peanut starts a fight. True to his nature and Peanut's word, Johnny rushed to save me… Jocks and Greaser's join forces and kick the Prep's asses…
Next day, Johnny convinces me to move back into the Tenements, giving me a small room next to Johnny's.
Day after that, my 'Cuz' Evan 'Eva' bursts through, blacker than black and gayer than gay. Love that man. Taught me all I know! He's a riot.
I tell him everything that's happened as Johnny listens in without my knowing, and then pushes me back into a relationship with Johnny, which was a good thing, I hope.
Eva and I perform an act of Vengeance against the Preps and utterly humiliate them and their families publicly, which I must say, my greatest idea, EVER, and Gary, who has allied himself with said Preps freaks out at them after threatening me into a public meeting with him in two days, Wednesday.
Ricky then grows a pair of balls and lashes out at me, says I'm no better than Lola with how I treat Johnny.
What a prick… I swear I'll kill him one day. Him and fuckin' Smith… Both need to disappear off the face of the planet!
And now… Now I can't escape this feeling that mine and Johnny's third try is gonna end horribly…
And! I realize that my recap is missing some pieces, but, if you've read the first Johnny's New Dame, you don't really need this recap, now, do you.
Any ways… I suppose that's it? So far, at least…
I guess…
Johnny knows something…
But, I'm not sure what?
Why'd I have to love Johnny so damned hard? He broke it off with me twice, and I can only hope that he really does regret both times…
*Sigh*
Enjoy watching my crazy life fall apart and pick back up…
Aaaaaaaaaand! We're back! Just a little recap before the real chapters, from Sally. I figured it'd be a cute touch before we got too heavy into the story! ^^
Remember, though.... Eva is based off of a specific character and I'm still waiting for some one to guess who... - Scitah
