Just a Drabble

by:Itoma

So anyways I was working on another story of mine when this popped up in my head... and as bad as it is I thought it was kinda funny.

Pairings: Ichigo/Kagome/Renji.... then Kagome/Chocolate Ice cream

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Ichigo was pissed.

Renji was pissed.

Kagome just wanted it to be over.

All three of them were currently situated on the bed of the master bedroom of the house all three of them had bought together. All three of them were curently naked, with Kagome curently pressed up between two very naked... very horny men. And here is the current argument...

"Renji... its my turn to have the vagina.... you got it last night," Ichigo growled, as he gently grasped Kagome's shoulders.

"Fuck you Ichigo, you had it last night and you know it. Its my turn," Renji growled in return. Wrapping his arms around Kagome's chest and pulling her closer to him.

"What the hell are you talking about, you totally kicked me off in the middle of my turn last night," Ichigo said, pulling Kagome towards his chest.

"Okay guys as much as I love having your erect genitalia pushing up against me, can we just get this over with I have to work tomorrow and Renji has a job interview,"

"Yeah see Renji you have to sleep so why don't you just leave me and Kagome alone for to night," Ichigo said, making a point.

"Bastard, you know that you have to be up bright and early tomorrow to patrol the town for hollows," Renji replied, aslo making a point.

"Ya know what Renji, just shut up and go to bed its my turn anyways," Ichigo said.

"No screw you, its my turn and you know it," Renji replied.

"No its mine."

"No its mine."

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! HOW BOUT NEITHER OF YOU GET THE VAGINA!!! CAUSE THE VAGINA WANTS TO SLEEP!" Kagome yelled, surprising the two men into jumping off of her.

"But...," Ichigo and Renji replied as Kagome pushed them off of the bed.

"NO BUTS!! BOTH YOU ON THE COUCH NOW!! GO MASTERBATE OR SOMETHING!!," Kagome shouted as both men proceeded to run out of the room grabbing a pair of underwear as they went.

"Mom is eveything okay?" Came Shippo's voice from the baby moniter.

Shippo was currently in the babies' bedroom watching his two younger siblings sleep, one had a tuft of orange hair, the boy that is. And the other who was a girl had a tuft of red. Shippo had the baby monitor in his hand.

Grabbing the baby monitor from the night stand, Kagome pressed the button on the side so she could speak through it.

"Everything is fine sweetie, Mommy and your fathers just had a little argument," Kagome said, speaking quietly.

"You want me to go get the chocolate ice cream?" Shippo asked.

"Please..." Was Kagome's reply.

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Shippo ran down the stairs and quickly went to the Kitchen. Grabbing a tall stool he swiftly climbed up it and opened the freezer door. Grabbing the Ice cream he quickly jumped down from the stool as the door to the freezer shut it self. As he ran back to the stairs he stopped for a sec to look over at his two fathers who in turn looked at him from their positions on the two couches.

"Ya know... you two should just learn to share like Haku and Taki," Shippo stated as he ran up the stairs and entered his mothers room to deliver the ice cream.

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Meanwhile Ichigo and Renji looked over at each other from they're respective couches. It had been decided, they would... share.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH SHIPPO!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST MAN IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!" Came Kagome's voice from up stairs.

Both men then looked at each other again, it had also been decided... they would involve chocolate ice cream next time.

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Itoma: So yeah there it is.... I can't believe I wrote this...