Hari-hime: I hope you like it!

Naruto: I LOVED it!

Hari-hime: Thanks now if someone i didn't bribe with ramen could say that...

Both: look at Sasuke expectantly

Sasuke: I think it sucked when do I get to have a romp session with Naruto?

Hari-hime: Bastard. Did I forget to tell you?

Sasuke: Tell me what?

Hari-hime: I was thinking of making this a NaruSaku

Naruto: really you the self proclamed yaoi perv, are actually making me strait!?!

Hari-hime: Its not that surprising, is it.

Sasuke: Yea... Hey wait you're lying! You hate it when my Naru-uke is with the pink thing!

Hari-hime: True, true. If there ends up being any pairings Naru-chan will be some sexy boys uke.

Sasu and Naru: Who's?

Hari-hime: If you do the disclaimer I'd be more likely to tell you.

Sasu and Naru: Disclaimer: Hari-hime doesn't own anything. If she did Naruto/I would have a diffrent seme every few episode(depending on what kinda fanfic she's been reading), Sasuke/I wouldn't have left, Sarutobi would be alive, and there'd be guys going at it everywhere.

Hari-hime: Good boys!

Sasu and Naru: So tell us who will be Naruto's/my seme.

Hari-hime: At this point I'm not even sure you'll be with anybody, but if you need a name how about mmm... Kouga of the wolf demon tribe!

Sasu and Naru: glares

Hari-hime: Kidding, now let rock a hula and start this thing.

Story Start

Tsunade was sitting at her desk scratching off lotto cards and drinking herself to her happy place when suddenly a man was standing in her office. She looked from him to the bottle in her hand.

"Gaki might have been right. Maybe six bottles an hour isn't healthy. Funny usually I imagine my old team, Dan, and my Nawaki. I never have imagined stuff like this. Starting tomorrow only five and a half bottles of sake a day. I'm glad its past eleven or Shizune would kill me. Now how to make the image go bye-bye?" Tsunade pondered. That's when what Tsunade thought was an illusion decided to speak.

"My dear lady I am no more an illusion then you are. My name is Albus, Dumbledore Albus. I am here because I have recently discovered that…ah how shall I say this? Something that belongs where I am from is currently in this village and we would be very appreciative if you could return it to us." The geezer said.

"That all depends, Dumbledore-san, on what this item is. You see if it is something that could potentially harm our village we cannot and will not give it to you." Tsunade said studying the man closely for the first time since he arrived. He was an old man with a long silver beard, with long purple robes, and sparkling eyes behind half moon spectacles.

"I suppose you would probably refer to it as a he. He is the property of the Malfoy family; they are like the Uchiha and Hyuuga clans. While I personally don't belive in this kind of thing I am sad to say I gave an unbreakable wizards oath that I would make sure an old friend's will was carried out." Dumbledore said with just the slightest bit of sympathy in his voice. Tsunade narrowed her eyes at his words.

"Well then Dumbledore-san it seems that we have a problem. For I will never give up my people to become the slave of some crackpot who can't even hold his own with out a tree branch. I took a blood oath to protect this village and its people and that, sir, is what I plan on doing till I ether retire or until my dying day. So I suggest you stop wasting both of our time and leave at once." The now severely pissed off Hokage said leaking a bit of killer intent.

"My dear lady I ask you once more to please just give it to me. If you refuse I will have no other choice but to bring its masters here to collect it. It would be easier on us all if you just gave it to me now." Dumbledore all but begged.

"As long as the will of fire burns strong inside every leaf so to shall my refusal to give anyone to you. We may not use magic but we are still humans, and at lest we know the value of our comrades' lives. Now be gone!" Tsunade yelled.

"I shall take my leave then madam, but be warned. I will be back tomorrow with one or more of the Malfoys. You will find that they are rather possessive of there belongings." Albus said somewhat angered.

"Do your worst. I'll make it easy for you. I'll have the boy waiting for you out in the middle of the village. See if you can take him. We protect our own here. The whole village will flock to protect him." Tsunade sneered.

"Alright then his name is Minato." Albus says. He sees emotions flash through Tsunade's eyes. Finally they settle on a mix between humor, anger, and scorn.

"Foolish wizard," she says with disgust. "Minato has been dead for almost Twelve years.

"Ah, my dear in that case it goes to either his first born child, or the last child he made known contact with." Albus says interpreting the look on her face. She was frightened beyond belief. She whispers one last word that night before the wizard leaves the Hokage alone, after putting her into a deep slumber.

"Naruto..."

StoryEnd____________________________________________________________________________________
Hari-hime: Well I liked it, but more importantly my little otouto, Akito-chan, said it didn't suck! He's a really harsh cridict, right Naru-chan?

Naruto: He totally is! I remember when you let him read the first story you ever wrote, you wouldn't stop crying or come out of the bathroom for hours!

Sasuke: Hn, well what do you expect from some weak, pathetic, blonde.

Hari-hime and Naruto: Sends death glares at Sasuke

Hari-hime: Lets castrate him.

Naruto: Then make him watch Barney for 72 hours strait.

sasuke: Hehehe, you know i was kidding right? I love your stories! especially your first, how could I not it was a sasunaru?

Hari-hime: Well while we go teach duckass here not to piss off a pair of bored blondes why don't you say something nice about this. Constructive critisism welcomed, but try to be nice. It's taken me a few years to pluck up the courage to actually post something. I'm kinda shy. Well TTFN. P.S. I get enough insults from my baby brother so please don't kill what little self esteem I have. Ja Ne.

Hari and Naru: Chase after Sasuke with a chainsaw and portable dvd player.

Sasuke: HELP ME! SAY SOMETHING NICE TO THE CRAZY CHICK WITH THE CHAINSAW. IT WILL SAVE MY LIFE... among other things...