Harry stood in a dark chamber. He was alone, or so he thought. A big, ugly snake appeared before him, seemingly ready to attack.
Harry prepared himself. He wasn't scared, why would he be scared? This was a normal situation, wasn't it?
The snake moved towards Harry, and when its head was only a few inches from Harry's face, it suddenly changed.
Harry wasn't surprised. The snake wasn't a snake anymore. Before Harry, stood a giant, monstrous dick, even bigger than the snake that was here before.
Harry looked at the dick and licked his lips. "That's a fairly big dick," he said and looked at the owner of the giant penis.
"What's up, Potter? You like what you see?" Draco Malfoy smiled proudly at his enemy. "Bet yours isn't as big, huh?" Malfoy asked.
Harry nodded. "Yeah, mine is pretty small to be honest," he said and Malfoy chuckled.
"Well, no worries, Potter, you can suck it if you want to," Draco offered.
Harry nodded again and tried to suck the other boy's penis. However, he found it impossible to fit that monster into his mouth.
"Hey, Malfoy, we have a problem," Harry started, but was interrupted by a sudden flash of light.
Albus Dumbledore appeared before them, sitting on his phoenix and smoking five cigarettes at the same time. He took the Sword of Gryffindor out of his ass and slashed at Malfoy's monstrous penis with all his might. The penis broke in two, blood painting the chamber in crimson. Draco screamed and Harry laughed at the blonde boy.
Harry woke up to a smiling face of professor Dumbledore.
"Awake, Harry? It's good to see you in full health again, my boy," the Headmaster said and Harry relaxed in his white bed.
"Thanks, professor," Harry said and chuckled.
Dumbledore looked at him with a bit of confusion. "Why are you thanking me, Harry? Do you remember what happened?" he asked with concern.
"Thanks for slaying that dick, professor," Harry explained in a light tone.
The Headmaster looked puzzled. However, after a brief moment of silence, he laughed. "My boy, the only dick I've ever slayed was Gellert's," he said and looked out of the window. "Those were good times, huh, my boy?" he asked and patted Harry's shoulder.
"Rest well, Harry," he added and left the infirmary walking backwards.
Harry shrugged and laid down again. "I should ask Draco out on a date," he thought as he fell asleep yet again.
