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Okay, so okay. Once there was like this war, right? And there wer these for kids, and they like, went to Narmia. Narmia has like, talking baevers and stuff,and the four kids were like gorgeousssss!111!11! Especially the guys, Edward and petie, right?? Well, they were skippigng really hy, and they found this girl. She was GORGEOUS (BUT NOT AS MUCH AS ME, DONT SAY THAT! JUST LIKE SUSAN ISN'T PRETTIER THAN ME! I AM TIRED OF PPL SAYING THAT!). Any wayz, like, out of nowhere behind this tree, this fat chick that shoudl have ben on jenny creg, leapde out and like, ttly FREAKED! She was like "OMG ITS THE OLD KINGS OF NARMIA!" And they were all like "CRACK Head!" and Petie was like, "Just like my moama!." Cz she wuz sooooo ttly on it.

Anyhow, the amazingly beautiful girl was the daughter of the most powerful king in the land! She was sooooo loved by everyone that people like, hung her picture on the wall in like, there bathrooms! The girl's dad was like reely ripped amnd stuff! He looked good pumpin waits! Anyways, so the fat chick was like really jealous and so she was like;

"Go die! U r soooo out of my fave five!" And the girl was just like, ok.

"Wats ur name?" Edward asked, staring at her.

"Mary Sue." Everyone gas peded as she was just soooooooo pretty! And Edward, the reallly, REALLY HAWT ONE (hes mine, back off!!1!) was like, OMG, IM GOING TO MARRY HER.

So the next day, they were married and she was like 'I cant stay with you' and he was like, 'Holy cran! Chick! we missed the prewies off THE LOVE GURU!" She grabbed a box of papcork and dummped it over his head. Dripping gooey buttr FELLL all over his like delciouoos haer!