Title: Pillow Talk
Summary: the morning after with Tony is always fun
Author: Mental Merc with a Mouth
Rating: PG-15
Characters: Peter Parker Tony Stark
Word Count: 300
Genres: Humor Romance
Warnings: mentions of sex
"Oh. My. God"
"Yeah I get that reaction a lot"
"Holy crap"
"I get that one too"
"I can't believe I just did that. I can't believe I just did that with you. I cannot believe we just did that."
"I can't believe it's not butter"
"That supposed to be funny?"
"Actually I was going for sexy and endearing"
"…"
"Don't give me that look; you weren't all that upset about it last night"
"…"
"Ow! What was that for?"
"I'm not a virgin anymore, did you know that"
"Well, yeah. I mean you don't seem exactly look like the kind of guy to jump in bed with every Tom Dick and Harry that comes along"
"I didn't just mean with guys, with girls too"
"… You're kidding"
"No"
"You're nineteen, how can you be a virgin if you're nineteen"
"Ow! Stop hitting me"
"No, it's fun"
"Better than the sex"
"…"
"Are you actually thinking about it?"
"Yes"
"…"
"Ow!"
"I wouldn't expect you to understand you were just a virgin"
"Hey, it's not like I'm completely inexperienced"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I had a girlfriend I got to second base"
"So what happened?"
"I'm not going to tell you about that"
"I meant why aren't you with her anymore?"
"Just didn't work out"
"I'm glad-"
"…"
"Ow, you didn't even let me finish"
"So finish"
"I'm glad… because I got the honor of being first to ever get to third base with you"
"…"
"Aww! You're blushing, I made you blush"
"…"
"Again with the hitting"
"You deserve it Stark"
"Hey, spidey"
"Yeah?"
"No what you need"
"What?"
"Round two"
"Don't you mean round five."
"No, we slept for more than an hour between the last two, so it counts as round two of morning sex"
"Oh. Hey Tony no wait hmm"
