Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters or Alice in Wonderland. They rightfully belongs to Disney Corp. and Kishimoto Masashi.
Italics: Character's thoughts
Alice: Naruto
White Rabbit: Jiraiya
Age: 13 years old; after Sasuke goes to Orochimaru
Chapter 1
Naruto woke up to the birds chirping loudly on a Sunday morning. He got out of bed and went into the restroom to freshen up. He lazily brushed his teeth; back and forth, back and forth. After he was done, he went into the kitchen to search for food. He was starving like a mad man and since it was around 11:30, he decided to go get some brunch. It was a sunny afternoon in the village of Konoha. As lunchtime rolled around, Naruto headed for Ichiraku Ramen to chow down his most favorite food in the world. Naruto strutted down the streets of the village until he came to the restaurant entrance. As he entered, he noticed someone already sitting there eating ramen. It turned out to be Chouji. Chouji turned around to see Naruto looking at him.
"Hey Naruto, wanna join me for some ramen?" asked Chouji.
"You bet!" answered Naruto.
Naruto took a seat next to Chouji and ordered two bowls of ramen. As he waited for his ramen to be cooked, he began staring off into space, thinking of only God knows what. "Here you go", said Teuchi (the old man behind the counter). Naruto, smiling happily, dug into his bowl of ramen and started chowing down. After about two minutes, Naruto finished his ramen, paid the old man, and said goodbye to Chouji.
"Now I can start training again to get stronger so I can become Hokage!" thought Naruto tightening his forehead protector.
Naruto headed for the training grounds where he goes everyday when he gets time. He started training around one o' clock. "Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!" yelled Naruto. Now that Naruto had gotten some training partners, he started fighting himself.
About half an hour passed; he started getting tired so Naruto decided to take a break from his training. He was already starting to become hungry again from all the massive strength and energy he's been using. As Naruto lied there, he stared up into the sky to see a cloud shaped like Sasuke! Naruto stared at the cloud-shaped Sasuke for about a minute. Then it hit him that the cloud looks extremely similar to Sasuke's face. Naruto thought he was hallucinating, so he sat up, rubbed his eyes, looked back at the clouds again only to find that the cloud-shaped Sasuke had disappeared. "Must've been my imagination."
He was about to lie back down when he noticed from the corner of his eyes a white rabbit running by. The small white rabbit had Jiraiya sandals on with a pocket watch in its hand. It had Jiraiya-like hair, white and spiky and long. The weirdest thing though, that Naruto noticed, was that the only thing that the white rabbit was wearing was a pink boxers with red hearts and flowers.
Naruto stared at the rabbit in disbelief and rubbed his eyes. The rabbit was still there. "How odd…" he thought. He was so astonished by the figure that he decided to follow this rabbit to see where it went; all the time while the white rabbit kept yelling: "I'm late! I'm late! Oh, dear God! I'm late!" Naruto yelled after the rabbit, telling him to wait, and asking him what he was late for, but the rabbit just kept hopping forward, saying he was late. Naruto followed the white Jiraiya rabbit into the woodland area when he noticed that the white rabbit had entered into a small hole on the side of a giant oak tree. Naruto stared, wide-eye, blinking as if he was dumbfounded. Naruto got on all fours and looked into the hole on the side of the tree.
-Looking into the dark hole, what wonders awaits our Naruto ahead?
Translation for the Japanese words:
-Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Mass Shadow Clone Technique
