Mario and Peach sat stony-faced at the table. The only sounds were the Tick Tock Clock ticking in the hall, and the barks of a pair of over excited Chain Chomps playing in the snow outside with some Toads. Mario prodded at the remaining roasted mushroom on his plate. He knew that after this, he would have to eat the cake Peach had made for him. He wasn't sure if he could handle a fourth cake that week. He would throw-up at the sight of another marzipan star.
"Why can't you accept-a me for who I am?" cried Mario suddenly, breaking the heavy silence. "Would you-a rather that I went back to-a fixing sinks, and shoving-a my head down a toilet bowl? I've-a changed our lives for the better!"
"Changed?" Peach whispered, tears coming to her eyes, "Look at your clothes! Look at your horrible moustache! You haven't changed in 15 years!" she yelled. "Have you ever wondered why I kiss you on the nose? If I kiss any closer to your mouth, I'll choke!"
Mario's fist slammed down on the table. "Damn it, Peach! Would you-a rather have your lips burned off by that-a fire spitting lizard?"
"Ha!" she sneered, "At least he doesn't shout everytime he jumps up the stairs, or fall asleep after stand-"
The door banged open, letting snowflakes flutter gently into the room. A furious Luigi was standing in the doorway. "Peach," he said in a low voice, "I have come to take you away from all this."
Peach needed no more invitation and leapt up, and ran, sobbing into his arms. Mario's eyes widened. "Luigi..." He whispered, "I-a thought we were brothers.."
At this, Luigi's eyes narrowed. "Brothers? I have no brother." Then Luigi and Peach were gone.
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A random idea that came to my head. That is all. Please point out errors. This isn't my regular writing style.
