15 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts
I am not allowed to use umbridge's quil to write " told you I was hard core"
I am not allowed to refere to showering as " giving moaning myrtle an eyeful
I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
I am not allowed to cast a invisible charm [ again]
I am not allowed to call professor Snape "snookums"
I am not allowed to sit on dumbledore's lap and demand he give me presents
I am not allowed to refer to professor Lupin as a nice doggy
I am not allowed to refer a the accio charm as "the force"
I am not allowed to tell mad eyed moody that his eye is creepy [again]
I am not allowed to refer lucius malfoy as my "sugar daddy"
I am also not allowed to refer draco malfoy as my "sugar daddy"
I am not allowed to charm the word ferret boy on draco malfoy
I am not allowed to send professor snape love notes from professor lupin
I am not a vampire slayer and professor lupin is not my watcher
I am not allowed to tell professor snape that he needs to get laid
