15 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

I am not allowed to use umbridge's quil to write " told you I was hard core"

I am not allowed to refere to showering as " giving moaning myrtle an eyeful

I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

I am not allowed to cast a invisible charm [ again]

I am not allowed to call professor Snape "snookums"

I am not allowed to sit on dumbledore's lap and demand he give me presents

I am not allowed to refer to professor Lupin as a nice doggy

I am not allowed to refer a the accio charm as "the force"

I am not allowed to tell mad eyed moody that his eye is creepy [again]

I am not allowed to refer lucius malfoy as my "sugar daddy"

I am also not allowed to refer draco malfoy as my "sugar daddy"

I am not allowed to charm the word ferret boy on draco malfoy

I am not allowed to send professor snape love notes from professor lupin

I am not a vampire slayer and professor lupin is not my watcher

I am not allowed to tell professor snape that he needs to get laid