Disclaimer: I DO own Star fox (not really, just thought I'd say something different).

Chapter 1: Singin in the Rain

Endless rain fell into a bottomless blue void for miles around. Up till now, the only thing to cut through it was the occasional lightning bolt, but that pattern was broken by a single cloud runner that flew through the stormy weather carrying an equally blue fox on his back.

"I received some random signal and I was bored out of my mind, so I decided to come to this planet to investigate." said Krystal.

"Wait. How did you get here in the first place if you need me to get from A to B?" questioned the cloud runner suspiciously.

"No clue, I've only been in existence for about 35 seconds." replied Krystal.

But before either could ponder that further, a huge red fireball flew over them. Krystal raised her stick up in defense, but a second fireball ripped it from her grasp and sent it plummeting to the planet below.

"No, my staff!" whined Krystal, all the memories of the time they spent together coming back to her. She would miss all those times she beat her brother over the head with it, or poked random people just for fun. But she put those thoughts at the back of her mind as she turned to face her attacker and saw a large pirate ship with a large dinosaur head on the front of it.

"WTF? Who puts a living head on the front of their ship? As a character, I'm only 1 minute old, but even I think that's ridiculous." said Krystal in annoyance. "And why have a flying pirate ship in the first place? Why not just get a starship like everyone else? Or at least make it a regular pirate ship to be more realistic.

The Cloud runner swerved to the right in time to avoid another fireball.

"Can't you do something?" asked Krystal, her claws digging into the cloud runner's back.

"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!" bellowed the cloud runner.

"Excuse me?" asked Krystal.

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

A burst of laser shot out of the pterodactyl's mouth and obliterated the big city head.

"Cool. Now land on the ship that just attacked me. I know it's probably full of bad guys who want to kill me, but I'm curious anyway." inquired Krystal.

The cloud runner complied and Krystal ran around on the ship and was surprised to see no one aboard. Then she ran into the cargo hold and found nothing but a gold key. It wasn't much, but since her planet had been destroyed, she hadn't been able to go shopping in almost a week, so this would have to do. She ran back out toward the cabin which had been on fire for nearly 5 minutes and the person inside seemed to not notice until just now.

"OMIGAWD! FIRE!" screamed the green man inside as he jumped out on deck in front of Krystal.

"Stop right there." ordered Krys.

"Or what?" demanded Scales.

"I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far." replied Krystal.

"You can't stop me, I'm the tyrant and dictator of this planet which I rule through fear…but I'm not evil." said Scales, his fingers crossed behind his back.

Then Krystal decided to run up to Scales for no reason and was stopped when he grabbed her by the throat.

"See ya next fall." he chuckled as he threw her overboard, only to see her pop back up on the same cloud runner from before.

"Na na, boo boo, you can't catch me." taunted Krystal, flicking the birdy at Scales while the bigger birdy flew away.

"You haven't seen the last of me!" shouted the Grinch…I mean Scales.

This is the end of chapter 1.

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