To tide all of you wonderful patient dears over while I finish the second part of Of Roommates and Murder

Hello Sarah. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me.

Sadly, He is not me, but if you stopped dating lady scented men and switched to sparkly, it would be me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a labyrinth, with the king whose hair no other man's could be like. What's in your hand, back to me. I have it, it's a crystal that will show you that dream you love.

Look lower. You now dream of jewels. Anything is possible when your man sparkles and smells of peaches.

I'm on a horse.

Just a silly little drabble. Flames and reviews are most appreciated!

Update: Well this is embarrassing! Learn from my mistake and NEVER upload when you're tired. I uploaded the wrong file, and published some unedited, error riddled writing vomit! I'm very sorry to have offended your eyes! Thanks to an anonymous reviewer, I have corrected this disgusting mistake, and replaced it with the right file. Sorry!