"Come on Harry!" said Ron as he sat down on a couch, "Lets play one of our games for once." Ron pulled out Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire video game out of his pocket.
"Fine if it will stop you whining," said Harry as he sat down with a controller.
The game started up. He started a new game.
"Ugh! Why do we look like that?" asked a disgusted Ron while they were watching a cutscene.
"I don't know" said Harry gravely, "apparently the creators don't care about looks, probably because the game better good."
"I hope." said Ron.
After beating the first level they went to the level select screen.
"Wha…was…that my…Dad?" asked Ron.
"Uhhh…" said Harry, "I couldn't tell, that graphics looking blotchy and stuff…I think it was."
"Why is there a level select screen! There never used to be. We just went through the game event after event" whined Ron
'Lets just get this game over with!" said Harry
"The sooner the better!"
They played for hours trying to get through when,
"There are so many things wrong with this game!!!" Ron screamed as he fell on the floor crying "How do cards give us power ups? Why do we need to collect Triwizard shields to get to the next level? Who would EVER trade cards the power you up for BEANS????" Ron was screaming though the puddles of tears.
"SNAP-OUT-OF-IT!" Yelled Harry as he slapped Ron between each word.
"I can't go on like this!!"
"Yes you can, the game can't be that much longer. We just finish The Lake challenge."
"But we need 11 more Shields until we can go to the maze!"
"We can do this Ron! We just have to think happy thoughts"
"Happy thoughts! HAPPY THOUGHS? We're not using patronuses! We're playing Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Video Game!!! No happy thoughts can penetrate it! None!"
"Ron just do it! We've been through worse!"
"No we haven't!"
They play through the rest of the game, collecting shields and finally defeated Voldemort.
"…What…the…Bloody Hell…Was that? THAT WAS NO ENDING!" Ron Yelled as he ejected the game disk, threw it on the floor, pulled out his wand and Yelled, "REDUCTO!!!" and the disk exploded into nothingness. He then spit on the spot where it was.
"A little over dramatic." Said Harry.
"Whatever" said Ron and they left to go do meaningful things again
THE END
