Eric's friends where always hurting themselves. It was a wonder that they weren't in the hospital more than they were and it seemed like they where always there when Kitty Foreman was on duty, which made all of Eric's friends happy because that meant they could get out of there as fast as possible. This time, it was Fez who was in the hospital for falling off the water tower again. He hadn't seriously injured himself, but he had dislocated his thumb. When they got into their assigned hospital room, Kitty walked in and just rolled her eyes. She took a look at Fez's thumb and gave him a finger splint. She went over what he needed to do and shooed of all her kids out of the hospital room. The last time Hyde had fallen off the water tower, Kitty had offered a trade for a kiss and a lollipop. Fez figured he would try for the same thing. So he lingered behind his friends.

"Is everything okay, sweetheart?" Kitty asked when she realized she still had someone in the room with her.

"Yes, Mrs. Kitty," Fez replied as he looked at Kitty and smiled, trying not to laugh. "I was just wondering if I could trade you a kiss for a lollipop?" He looked at Kitty and gave her his cheekiest smile. Kitty wasn't expecting the question Fez had just asked her. After the shock wore off, she rolled her eyes and checked her coat pockets. She had one last lollipop in her pocket so she grabbed it and took it out.

"Okay," she said as she let out a sigh, turned her head and pointed to her cheek. Fez clapped his hands happily and stepped into Kitty, making it seem like he was going to kiss her cheek. But at the last second, he planted the kiss intended for Kitty's cheek on her lips. Kitty pulled back immediately and looked at Fez horrified. She then gave him one of her famous death glares. She crossed her arms against her chest and just glared at him.

"You where planning on doing that the whole time, weren't you?" she asked. Fez's grin that had appeared on his face after the kiss faded. He had always found Kitty to be an attractive woman.

"Yes," he said as he looked down and kicked his feet against the ground nervously. Kitty looked at the boy who had befriended her son and the glare on her face died away.

"Honey," Kitty said after a few seconds of silence. "Honey, it's just that I'm twice your age. You shouldn't be kissing women my age. You should be kissing girls your own age," she said as Fez looked up at her. He was surprised she wasn't mad at him.

"I know," he said, his accented voice a little lighter than it was before. Kitty smiled at him reassuringly and he smiled back. "So you're not mad at me?" he added.

"Of course not, sweetie," Kitty replied as she patted Fez's arm and made her way towards the door. Before she made it out of the door, however, she turned around and added, "And thank you for the compliment," she said as she laughed her famous laugh. Fez just laughed as he watched Mrs. Foreman exit the room, leaving the room soon after.