so lyke im back bitches lol. I got a new haircut and its now brown and wavy and goesdown to my waist and itsperfect. My eyes started to chang ecolors awhile back soits hard to tell what color they are anymore! My eye color depends on my mood actually so rightnow im happy which means its the color of 14 carrot gold. People say i kinda look like lorde? I sing better than her though and im in a band called Prolapsed Anus. We're agrunge rock band. I also found out i have superpowers like, teleportation and telepathy and i can conrtol the water like percy jackson and im supersmart like the smartest inthe world. I can also see into the future and people aways go to me for lotto ticket numbers haha preps. I also got really pretty because i was bitten by Edwardo Cullen and now im a vampire. Edward and I are friends with benefits ;) and Bella was kidnapped and Alice says shes dead soooo also their child died cuz Jacob killed her. But he killed her for me. So now Im immortal and a witch. So i live at hogwarts and im a slytherin. Dracoand I fuck sometimes but we dont really talk that much. It'smore of him fucking me when i get drunk. I dontreally mind It feels good cuz his disco stick is really big. Also Nsh is in Slytherin but i dont really care cuz he's such a bitche so like we dont talk. Plus I heard he fucks Voldy-voldy-voldy-voldy-voldy-esteban whatever his name is a lot. And draco says that sometimes they do anal. It makes me happy knowing that a dick that has been inside of nash is going into me..als Hazel is in ravenclaw and she and Cho Chang are dating. They scissor a lot. Which is okay i guessbut i think it's nasty. also Taylor got allofthe magcon boys except Nash pregnant which ididn't know could happen up until now. Mpreg is a thing i guess. Also Shrek is a slytherin but he only fucks griffindor because he says they smell divine. Also shrek has a brittish accent too. So yeah.
