This fic was written for the Mostly Lucky Star Forum's fifth fan fiction challenge (see my profile for details): The girls of the Light Music Club have gone missing! Someone searching might have just stumbled into the middle of it all. However, I hope it can be enjoyed as any other (bad poetry) fic.

Special thanks go to Tarjshia, who helped me with some rhyming. Don't blame her though, I take full responsibility for this… this… thing below.


O greenish hills of Sakura,
Hear this, I beg of you,
For it's a story of great deeds,
And every word is true.

When sun rays pierced the morning mists
And shone upon the beach,
A weeping girl was standing there,
Voice distressed and high-pitched.

"Oh my dear sister, where are you?",
She kept and kept her calling,
But no one answered, no one came,
Only sea birds were squalling.

Then came her neighbour, known as Jun,
A grumpy but fine girl,
"Hey Ui! What is wrong?" she asked,
Her teeth as white as pearl.

"Oh Jun, I lost my precious Yui,"
The girl explained with haste,
"It might have been a monstrous whale
That found her to its taste."

"Don't cry!" said Jun, "And hear me now,
Don't fall into despair;
For I know just where we could go,
Just follow me up there."

They headed to Sawako's house,
A small hut by the woods.
They knocked and waited with respect,
'Cause none wanted a bruise.

Sawako'd been a pirate once,
The threat of seven seas.
She opened and asked severely,
"Now who disturbs my peace?"

They told her that Yui was lost,
And how distressed they were;
Sawako merely laughed and said,
"I saw them sailing there."

"It was a crew of five", she said,
"All of them nice girls too.
Their sailed towards the West, I think,
In a guitar canoe."

Ui's relief was obvious, but
She adamantly said:
"I can't let her go on her own,
She is such an airhead!"

"Well, if you care 'bout her so much",
The fearsome woman smiled,
"Then listen to what I will say,
And Yui you will find."

"Their journey only has begun,
A
lthough the sea is dire,
For they are following their dreams,
You sister's heart's desire."

"There is a crone who lives at sea,
A woman old an wise,
Ask her where Yui is! But fear
The Master of Disguise."

"This monster roams the seven seas
Turning brave men to goo.
But if you truly love your kin,
You will know what to do."

The girls gratefully bowed to her
And turned towards the sea.
Then Jun said: "If you're still going,
Then you can count on me!"

Ui knew better than to try
To reject her friend Jun.
"Then come with me", she said, "and we
Will catch up with them soon!"

So Ui took a sugar bowl,
The largest she could find,
And they together carried it
To that beach where she'd cried.

Jun took a giant spoon to match
And quickly climbed inside.
"Get in!" she said, and Ui too
Did not waste any time.

They pushed with all their might, and then
Used the large spoon for steering;
And so they sailed away from home,
Their island disappearing.

The waves were going up and down
And threw their bowl around,
But their resolve was hard like steel:
"Our friends must be found!"

Familiar waters soon they left
And entered the unknown,
And new, strange visions filled their eyes,
Wonders that'd make one moan.

They saw the Isles of Harmony,
Where purple forests danced,
And their ears filled with such sweet tones
That they were both entranced.

They passed by the great Dome of Storms,
Home of the xylo masters,
And heard the vibrant staccato
That made their blood run faster.

Feasting on some peculiar fish
That tasted like cream rolls,
They finally saw a small hut
On a sunny atoll.

A woman was attending them,
With hair grey as storm clouds.
"That's her!" exclaimed Ui, "The witch!
"I don't have any doubts!"

They bowed to her, and Ui said,
"My lady, be so kind,
Do you happen to know where my
Dear sister I can find?"

The witch then smiled. "Listen to me,
Witch Tomi Ichimonji:
Your sister told me her great wish,
And it was not too grung
y.

She told me that her greatest dream
Was fame, and praise, and renown.
She went to find them in the land
Of Budokan, the Great Stone."

They thanked the witch from all their hearts
And soon were on their way.
They travelled all day long, but then
They saw Budokan Bay.

They saw the great musical hall,
A magnificent sight.
"Let's go! It's here!" exclaimed Jun,
"We will find them tonight!"

Their bowl approached the Budokan,
With Jun's spoon's careful flaps,
But suddenly Ui yelled: "Stop!
Turn back, for it's a trap!"

A sudden roar was heard, and they
Turned back their bowl in panic,
For a demonic visage rose
Above this island manic.

"You wretched whores! Come back here now!"
He screamed towards their bowl,
"I haven't tricked you all for naught,
I want to eat your souls!"

Ui and Jun did not look back,
Just paddled with all their might,
Until the evil Krauser's land
Disappeared from their sight.

"God bless you, Ui!" exclaimed Jun,
"You saw through his vile plan!
But how, pray tell, did you know that
It wasn't Yui's land?"

Ui just smiled. "Oh my dear Jun,
My sister and her lot
Love music and praise, but still this
Her greatest dream is not."

Jun did not press the subject, and
Let Ui take the steer;
For Yui's sister seemed to know
Where to, and had no fear.

They travelled on and on, and then
They met a splendid sight:
An island made of sweets and fluff,
Basked in the morning light.

Chocolate trees were growing there,
Rocks were all made of toffee,
Flowers were lollipops, and lakes
Were sweetened tea and coffee.

And then, on those divine sweet hills,
Among some hopping bunnies,
They saw their friends frolicking there,
Enjoying all those yummies.

Ui jumped out and ran towards
Her dearest sister Yui,
Who smiled and said: "Oh hi there! What
Are you doing here, Ui?"

They all gathered around to see
That none of them was hurt.
They shared the stories, shared their love
And had a few desserts.

When finally the sun approached
The waves of the vast sea,
Before they went to sleep, Jun asked:
"Hey Ui, please tell me!

How did you know that wicked witch
Was telling us a lie?
I couldn't tell she was a fake;
Without you, I'd be fried!"

Ui just smiled. "You see, my friend,
My Yui was in charge.
And while she wants to be a star,
She likes sweets more, at large."


Character notes:

Tomi Ichimonji is the old lady who lives next door to the Hirasawa family. She only appears in anime.

Demon King Johannes Krauser II is the main character of Detroit Metal City, a death metal anime which tend to be compered (for lulz) with K-On!. And he's not actually as bad as he looks.