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Birds chirped, dogs barked the occasional cat meowed and villagers screamed, all a normal day in Konahagakure no Sato. Wait villagers screamed? Lets take a closer look at what is going on. It would appear as though a grand prank has been pulled, a grand prank involving orange paint, gherkin relish and a giant stuffed rabbit, a giant stuffed rabbit intent on eating the screaming villagers. This to most would seem like a strange occurrence, however ever since one Uzumaki Naruto started to learn sealing all sorts of strange … mishaps yes mishaps is a good word for it, would happen. In fact this has become such a common occurrence that there is a whole ANBU squad dedicated to fix these sealing accidents. One of the most memorable of these accidents was when an animation seal landed on the Hokage monument and all five heads of the previous and current Hokages came to 'life'. This lead to the revelation of Naruto's ancestry and well lets just say that the Civillian Council were both shocked and horrified at the fact that they ostracized the fourth Hokage's son.
Now it would be obvious to ask why Naruto kept the Uzumaki name, well quite simply his parents had decided that bringing the Uzumaki clan back from the grave was more important than continuing the Namikaze name. Which now leads us to the current predicament that the screaming villagers are in, you see the Uzumaki clan were infamous for their abilities within the sealing arts. Arts which introduced to one Uzumaki Naruto took to like a duck to water. In fact so much so that he started a side business to his shinobi career of providing seals to the shinobi only stores. One of these seals that would be sold are the animus seal the very same seal that brought the heads of the Hokages to 'life'. Which once again brings us back, again, to the giant rabbit running around, one particular gennin thought that it would be a good idea to animate their stuffed rabbit to use as a ninja animal. What they didn't take into account was the type of animus seal that they used. This particular seal was known as the berserker's animus seal, designed to be placed onto a statue or other strong material in a hostile environment. It is important to remember that the seal did have a warning with it "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS THIS TO BE USED IN A PEACEFULL VILLAGE". Another very important thing to remember is that the seal was designed to run on the ambient nature chakra, quite simply this angry rabbit will never stop until it is destroyed or the seal is well sealed further. Removing an animus seal does not de-animate what it was placed on.
With all of this in mind it is no wonder that Naruto is now in the office of the Godaime Hokage Senju Tsunade. A very angry Tsunade at that, in fact she was so angry that she forgot about the fourteen bottles of sake on her desk, fourteen empty bottles of sake. As she looks across her desk at Naruto a melody of screams being oddly harmonious is herd coming through the open window. "Naruto, what have I told you about selling those seals" asked a very drunk and very exasperated Hokage, except it came out something a bit more like this, "Nato wh' ha' told you' abo abou about sel' seals' "Hah" sel' seals' that shounds' funny" and with that she promptly passed out face first onto her desk.
( A/N Just a quick little plot bunny that jumped into my head and well this is all I have for now so it is a short but amusing one shot)
