Edward's POV-

"…and when they came back home, Edward found all his belongings had been moved downstairs to the basement!" The room erupted with laughter as they tried to imagine my reaction to Alice and Jasper's move in with our family.

We were sitting in the den of the Denali family's cozy home up in Alaska. When we Cullens had moved here, we were very surprised to note that a family, much like ours, was residing in the area as well. We sat together now, telling stories of our plights and enjoying the sense of unity we brang simultaneously.

You see, there aren't many of our kind out there, and the 'vegetarians' were even more rare. To have finally met a coven that shared our ethical and moral values was a breath of fresh air, so to speak.

Emmett sat on the couch with Rosalie in his lap, her blonde hair fanning out against his dark gray button-up. Jasper sat on the opposite end with Alice perched atop the armrest, her white fingers dancing through his honey waves. Carlisle and Esme occupied loveseat, one touching the other in an intimately sweet way. Carmen and Eleazer were cuddled on another sofa, their other family members, the sisters, Kate and Irina at their feet.

"You should have been there," Emmett, my big burly brother chortled, "You have to have been there to see Edward's face." The mood was uplifted once again and I chuckled as I recalled my situation.

"Edward," Tanya Denali laughed breezily from her spot next to me, she put her hand ever so casually on my arm, "I can't even begin to imagine how you must have felt."

I smiled back at her and gently pulled my arm out of her grasp, "I'm pretty sure Jasper can reiterate it for you. He is an empath after all." Tanya's eyes widened for a miniscule second before her face smoothed back out to that easy grin; she had completely forgotten about our family's abilities, meaning she had forgotten mine as well. I looked away smirking as she chastised herself for thinking such thoughts in my presence and thinking that I could hear her even now as well.

Jasper threw me a humorous glance as Tanya became scattered and aggravated, she was not used to such powers.

"Well now," Alice chirped once everyone calmed down, "his room had the best view." She gave me a teasing grin and I shook my head in exasperation.

"Just how many rooms does your house have?" Tanya inquired. When I read her reasoning behind the question, I grimaced. Esme seemed to catch onto Tanya's train of thought as her eyes lit up and her mind flooded with possibilities. My mother for all purposes, however, did not see me cringing and flinching at the thought of Tanya as anything more than a friend to me.

"We don't have many," Esme said, completely ignorant to my current predicament, "One for each of us, but since the couples spend so much time together, we only end up using four out of seven."

"Is that so?" Tanya's eyes twinkled and I internally groaned.

"Yes, but I feel so guilty at times. We spend so much time with our significant others, and Edward is frequently left to his solitariness. I hope everyday that he find his mate soon." I was pretty close to banging my head against the wall; Esme basically just gave Tanya permission to molest me. Jasper looked at me in concern, just let her down easy, she can't hang off of you forever you know, he thought to me. But he didn't understand that she very much could.

Suddenly, a gust of wind cam roaring out of absolutely nowhere; the windows and doors were all shut. I felt myself being lifted from my seat and panicked. I looked around me to see everyone literally levitating in a gray void, everyone's expressions in pure turmoil. I heard their screams and yells as we continued to be spun around and around mercilessly in the tornado like void. I flailed my arms desperately to try to hold onto to something, but the effort was futile.

After what seemed like years but could easily have been minutes, I felt myself being dropped and fell on a floor of grass. I heard groans and moans as the rest of the Cullens and Denalis literally fell out of thin air. It was raining vampires.

We scrambled to our feet and after making sure Esme wasn't injured Carlisle asked about the rest of our well-beings. As reassurances were being shouted out at every which way, I checked to see if we all made it out alive. I identified everyone except for Emmett, "Where's Emmett?" I asked.

Rosalie blinked and swung around in a frantic search for her husband. "Up here!" We looked up to see Emmett dangling from a tree branch some fifty feet up.

"Emmett son, let go!" Carlisle said. I caught a glimpse of doubt in Emmett's expression before he let go of his death grip on the tree and tumbled down to the forest floor. He landed with an oof and Rosalie rushed forward to check he was okay. He smiled reassuringly at her before hoisting himself up, "What the hell just happened?" he asked no one in particular.

I looked over to see a bright light coming from a gap in the tree line that surrounded us and left us in the dark. Curious, I stepped towards it, bearing no mind to my family's warnings and inquisitions.

I squeezed myself through the trunks of the enormous trees and felt my eyes widen as my jaw dropped open. I heard the Cullens and Denalis coming over to see what I was looking at and then pause as they cam face to face with the most beautiful creature in the entire world.

There was an angel in our presence, I was sure. She stood in a stream the color of rich cerulean blue, her short, white dress slightly fluttering in the water by her. She was in knee deep, her hair hanging to the middle of her back in soft waves of gold, brown and red. Her bangs brushed over the brows of liquid gold eyes that were focused on her hand that was held a half a foot from her face. Her entire body was glittering like a jewel as moonlight shone down on her.

Even after the vampires made so much noise stumbling to the scene, she didn't glance up. I gently closed my mouth as I felt rather than saw Tanya staring holes in my head, but I couldn't bring myself to keep the awe off my face. She was a vision; there were no words to express her beauty. I was sure that not even the goddess of love, beauty and sexuality, Aphrodite Anadyomene.

My gawking was interrupted when a flash of white and copper knocked the angel over, sending them both crashing onto the other side of the stream.

Tanya's POV-

I watched in shock as Edward knocked the petite brunette wading in the water over to the other side of the stream away from the sunlight. That was IMPOSSIBLE! I looked over to my right once more to see Edward standing next to me, looking as shocked as I felt. And then swung my head around again to see Edward wrestling with the girl.

"What?" I whispered and shook my head. There couldn't be TWO Edwards. That was not possible!

I stilled. Two Edwards. Two Edwards. Oh, my. I felt my lips curl up at the possibilities of having not one, but TWO Edwards in my bed. Ooooooohhhhhh, myyyyyy!

I'm pretty sure I just orgasmed.

"Well you would know." The Edward next to me said under his breath. My eyes widened, if I could blush right now, I would be beet red. I just wasn't used a mind reader, especially an undeniably smexy mind reader.

I looked back to the Edward across the stream, he looked so…happy. His bronze hair screamed sex and his eyes glittered mischievously. His white button-up shirt was radiant and tightly starched over his lean, muscular body. But he was still tumbling around with the girl. Who the hell was she?

She suddenly rolled over in a quick move that had Edward on his stomach. She laughed breathlessly from her perch on his back and said in a musical lilt, "Pinned ya!"

"Why you little…" Edward playfully sprang up and attacked her once more, rolling around in the silver grass. But she managed to once again get him on his underside, "Pinned ya again." Edward growled in frustration. He looked pretty irritated, still his eyes held undeniable humor.

"Alright, alright, now get off of me." The brunette got up and pranced away lightly, obviously smug and pleased with herself. But she made the mistake of turning her back on Edward. As soon as he got up, the mischievous light was back in his exquisite features. He fell on her one more time and the tumbled down a lightly elevating terrain, a mass of limbs and laughter that landed in a nest of soft looking silver grass and colorful flowers, but this time, Edward was on top. The brunette looked up at Edward with an adoring smile and held her arms up towards him.

The look in his eyes was unmistakably love and his smiling mouth opened to run the tip of his tongue across her pale arm, with her other arm she pulled Edward's head to hers and kissed the side of his face. He looked down at her with an expression that made my insides curl in jealousy. He leaned down and pressed his lips to hers and I heard gasps all around me, but they still didn't look up. He touched her in the most intimate of ways and she writhed under his touch. "Bella," he sighed. She started to undress him but to my disappointment, we were sucked once more by the tornado. We spun around and around; it was the closest I felt like to throwing up in my entire vampiric life.

And then, just like that, we were back home. I looked around our cozy den to see the bewildered faces of our family members. There was a tense air around us filled with uncertainty.

Finally, Emmett broke the silence that started to feel like it was caving in on us. "Yeesh, Edward, I didn't know you had it in you."

Inspired by a Disney Movie, can you guess which one?