A/N: Set this to the song "Loathing", from Wicked. I tried to make the syllable match-ups obvious, but some might not be so much…ah well. After awhile, I got confused with the song, so I just ended it. Whatever's italicized is not part of the song and is meant to be spoken in the background. Well…yeah, this was the result of boredom. Reviews make me happy.

P.S. I own neither Avatar nor Wicked. If I did, I would be extremely rich and happy. And I'm not rich. So there's some proof.

Ty Lee: Dearlingist-darlingest Mumsy and Popsicle…

Azula: My dear father…

Both: There's been some confusion over being in prison

Ty Lee: But of course, I'll still be peppy!

Azula: But I'll kill all my opponents!

Both: 'Cause I know that's how you'd want me to respond--yes. There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is…

Ty Lee: A creepy evil genius whose hair's really, really yucky and who keeps eyeing me in my sleep…

Azula: COME HERE, BITCH!

Do-do-do--LA! Do-do. La-la!

Azula: I will destroy them, yes that's what I'll do.

Ty Lee: She's really creepy; I'll tell her to shoo.

Azula: They're all misguided!

Ty Lee: She's real close-minded…

Azula: They will all rue--

Ty Lee: AZULA? What happened to you?

What the heck is wrong? What's your tragic song? Ah-zuuuul-laaaa!

Azula: SHUT UP! Stupid bimbo you're a slut--ugh!

Ty Lee: You're so mean…

Azula: So what?

Ty Lee: You're hair's mussed!

Best buddy…?

Azula (sarcastic): You're such a doll.

Ty Lee: Ev'ry little trait I found so cool

Now seems to be washed down with your drool--

What happened to you 'Zula? Where's your blunt evil conniving? You're just sitting there and writhing!

Why aren't you strong?

Azula: Though I do admit they got their way

In the future I'll make sure they pay!

For tossing me into here

In this re-volting loony barn.

Ty Lee: Please, Azula stop biting your arm!

Stop being creepy--don't do yourself harm!

Azula: First there's brother then there's daddy

Then that young water tribe ratty

My revenge will come in handy…

Prison Guard: Why don't you take some medsssss nowwww?

Azula: Reasons why they locked me up in here

When I'm released--they'll have me to fear!

Ty Lee: I'm scared, please, move away now.

Azula: THEY'LL SHED SOME TEARS!!

Ty Lee: I don't see your point!

Azula: They all will die slow miserable deaths!

Ty Lee: Be reasonable!

Azula: I'll rip the hairs out of everyone's heads!

Ty Lee: You're teasing….right….?

Azula: Won't know what hit them--

Won't know what bit them--

Scare shit out of them!

Ty Lee: 911...yeah, we have a problem…

Azula: MMPH CRAZY CRAZY

Cops: She the one?

Ty Lee: Wahh, she's freaking me out!

Azula: THEY ALL WILL PAY!

The Song Tragically Ends. La!