At Seattle Grace Hospital Dr Burke was

throttling Dr Shepherd.

Dr. Bailey saw what he was doing to McDreamy.

"What are you doing? LET GO of Derek!

This is a hospital and you

have to act like doctors!"

Meredith walked by

and said "Derek, Are you okay?"

"No, I am not okay. I need to rest."

"Do you want to lay down on a bed?"

"Yes, and i want you to be my nurse.

You are the only one that can

make me feel better."

She smiled "Thank you, Derek."

They walked to a room and he hugged

and kissed her

"What was THAT all about?" Bailey asked

Dr Burke,sternly.

"Sorry, it was an accident.I was trying

to straighten Dr Shepherd's

tie but i couldn't control my hands."

Just then,George O'Malley rushed

down the corridor towards where

Burke and Bailey were standing.

"Excuse me Dr Burke, we have an

emergency.A woman with a

mosquito bite on her bottom. Her name's Britten."

There's no way I can do

the operation" thinks Burke.

" George ,that sounds like a

job for that new surgeon from

Australia,Dr Alan McStud '

Later ,in the oiperating room

the studly Dr McStud eaxmined the

patient closely

"STRUTH!.There's no way i can

operate on that!

It 'll scar the girl for life!

I am going to have to suck the

poison out"

"You! Pass me my bag! "

George quickly grabbed the bag

and handed it over.

"I always keep something in my

bag just for emergencies such as

this" Dr McStud announced.

"What is it"? Izzie

enquired."Anaesthetic,Antiseptic"?

" Nothing of the sort,answered

McStud. Whipped cream,actually "

Izzie said "Whipped cream! What kind

of a doctor are you?"

"We do things our own way in Australia"

Dr McStud answered .

Did you know an aboriginal medicine

man -a Kadaitcha man- can kill

someone just by pointing a bone at them?"

I specialize in bottoms.I AM from DOWN

UNDER after all "

"All together now..

." I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear,can't you hear the thunder

You better run,you better take cover"

GOD,i HATE that song!" he said afterwards.

Stone the blinkin' crows,,i've run out of

whipped have

any chocolate?"

Part 2 (short version))

"Exactly how long will this take,Doctor?"

asked a still conscious Britten.

"Well,Luv,that's difficult to say.

It's a very delicate operation."

"If everything goes well,i'd say about 5 hours "

Four hours later.

"How is the patient?"Alex asked

Izzie who was standing outside

Britt's room.

Both Britten AND Dr McStud are

recovering well" she answered.

"Doctor McStud? What happened to

him? Alex enquired with surprise.

"Oh,he collapsed in ecstacy 3

hours into the procedure "

Inside Britt''s room..

'Thanks for saving my

life,Doctor"said Britt.

"That's my job ,Miss" he

answered.

"Strike me pink! A mosquito

just bit you on the chest."

Where's my bag ?

The End.