At Seattle Grace Hospital Dr Burke was
throttling Dr Shepherd.
Dr. Bailey saw what he was doing to McDreamy.
"What are you doing? LET GO of Derek!
This is a hospital and you
have to act like doctors!"
Meredith walked by
and said "Derek, Are you okay?"
"No, I am not okay. I need to rest."
"Do you want to lay down on a bed?"
"Yes, and i want you to be my nurse.
You are the only one that can
make me feel better."
She smiled "Thank you, Derek."
They walked to a room and he hugged
and kissed her
"What was THAT all about?" Bailey asked
Dr Burke,sternly.
"Sorry, it was an accident.I was trying
to straighten Dr Shepherd's
tie but i couldn't control my hands."
Just then,George O'Malley rushed
down the corridor towards where
Burke and Bailey were standing.
"Excuse me Dr Burke, we have an
emergency.A woman with a
mosquito bite on her bottom. Her name's Britten."
There's no way I can do
the operation" thinks Burke.
" George ,that sounds like a
job for that new surgeon from
Australia,Dr Alan McStud '
Later ,in the oiperating room
the studly Dr McStud eaxmined the
patient closely
"STRUTH!.There's no way i can
operate on that!
It 'll scar the girl for life!
I am going to have to suck the
poison out"
"You! Pass me my bag! "
George quickly grabbed the bag
and handed it over.
"I always keep something in my
bag just for emergencies such as
this" Dr McStud announced.
"What is it"? Izzie
enquired."Anaesthetic,Antiseptic"?
" Nothing of the sort,answered
McStud. Whipped cream,actually "
Izzie said "Whipped cream! What kind
of a doctor are you?"
"We do things our own way in Australia"
Dr McStud answered .
Did you know an aboriginal medicine
man -a Kadaitcha man- can kill
someone just by pointing a bone at them?"
I specialize in bottoms.I AM from DOWN
UNDER after all "
"All together now..
." I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear,can't you hear the thunder
You better run,you better take cover"
GOD,i HATE that song!" he said afterwards.
Stone the blinkin' crows,,i've run out of
whipped have
any chocolate?"
Part 2 (short version))
"Exactly how long will this take,Doctor?"
asked a still conscious Britten.
"Well,Luv,that's difficult to say.
It's a very delicate operation."
"If everything goes well,i'd say about 5 hours "
Four hours later.
"How is the patient?"Alex asked
Izzie who was standing outside
Britt's room.
Both Britten AND Dr McStud are
recovering well" she answered.
"Doctor McStud? What happened to
him? Alex enquired with surprise.
"Oh,he collapsed in ecstacy 3
hours into the procedure "
Inside Britt''s room..
'Thanks for saving my
life,Doctor"said Britt.
"That's my job ,Miss" he
answered.
"Strike me pink! A mosquito
just bit you on the chest."
Where's my bag ?
The End.
