A/N: Oh, so this is a pointless drabble, no real meaning, with less than 300 words. 299 in fact. EAT THAT! Anyway, I'm just posting this because well, One year and 12 days ago, OutCold sent me her first review. It was about her liking Jeanne, and not perfering Tiva and thus started out friendship.

I know I'm 12 days late, but gosh all mighty, I just realized today. :)

I hope you like this Hayley. : ) This is dedicated to you!

Disclaimer: MYQ KAPLOW is hilarious.


"Are not."

"Are too."

"Can't be."

"So is."

"Well, that's stupid."

"Just like you."

"I heard that David."

"I think she meant for that."

"Quiet McFlurry."

"You are just mad you are not right."

"Too bad I am right."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Can't be."

Gibbs walked in to the bullpen, and instantly became annoyed. Reaching over, he slapped all three of his agents in a row. And, in a row, they all jumped and looked towards him.

"Yes boss." They said in sync." Ziva glared at Tony, he glared at McGee, and McGee rubbed the back of his head in confusion.

"Stop that." He said, sitting down. All three agents looked at each other, and then Tony stepped forward.

"Boss, I think I have a solution." He said, and Gibbs quirked an eyebrow. "I mean a suspect and a motive."

Ziva stepped forward.

"I do not agree with his idea."

"It's a brilliant idea."

"It is a cliché." McGee said, and Tony glared at McGee.

"Too bad. It works."

Ziva rolled her eyes.

"It does not."

Suddenly, they were all arguing again. Gibbs watched as they argued whatever idea Tony had. Tony and Ziva argued the most, with McGee siding like a younger brother with Ziva. Suddenly, Gibbs had a flash back to his daughter arguing with him when she was three.

"Shut up!"

Everyone on the floor got quiet, and then started to whisper again. Tony, Ziva and McGee stayed quiet, watching their boss.

"Stop arguing like a bunch of three year olds."

Gibbs got up, looking at his empty coffee cup.

He hadn't had nearly enough coffee to deal with this.


A/N: I don't know, it's short. I like that last line though.

Reviews are greatly appreciated. : )