Disclaimer!!! I no Own! (Tears of sadness flow freely) Meanies!!


"Hn"

Sasuke had been even quieter since they got back from Suna. And guess who is looking for a cure to this mysterious "disease". Naruto. Yeah, that's going to work out well. Anyway, Sasuke hardly said anything more than, "hn" now, and it was driving Naruto insane!!! He wouldn't even fight with him anymore!! So Naruto tried everything, especially the things that annoyed the Uchiha the most, but nothing seemed to work. Eventually Naruto would give up for the day and walk away agitated. Of course, he'd come back the next day just as pumped. On the 5th day of the 3rd week, Suna's Kamikaze came to Konoha for some kind of negotiations with Grandma Tsunade. He was leaving again in a week.

Eventually Naruto noticed something strange. While everyone gathered around Gaara, to spend as much time with him as possible before he left, Sasuke stood off to the side watching intently. He also noticed that Sasuke showed up anywhere Gaara was. Maybe Sasuke just really missed his friend? Naruto set out to get the two together so they could talk and hang out but every time he tried Gaara was either busy or already being pulled off by someone else. Finally Naruto decided he needed reinforcements. Who did he call in? Sakura and Ino. The real experts who would actually notice the twinkle in Sasuke's eyes when he watched Gaara and realize that no one would practically stalk someone they were just friends with.

They organized a "party" at Sasuke's house. The real reason was to get the two together. There was an awkward silence when the two first laid eyes upon each other. Then Sakura spoke. "You know, Gaara, Sasuke really missed you. He's been looking for a chance to talk to you ever since you came. I didn't know you guys were such good friends!" Gaara looked down at sasuke with an amused smirk on his face. "Really? Is that so?" He didn't sound excited, he sounded arrogant. Sasuke said nothing and looked away with his face faintly pink.

Suddenly Gaara picked Sasuke up, throwing him over his shoulder, and carried him up the stairs. "Keep your party going, we'll be back in an hour and a half" This was impossible seeing as they were all nosy and curious at the moment. They went up the stairs as quietly as possible and listened at the door. It was eerily quiet for several minutes, then there was a sudden cry of "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!" Except this time it was a little different. Instead of the usually indifference, it sounded like a girly squeal of... pleasure?!

Sakura and Ino blushed, gave each other high fives and hustled everyone back to the party. Everyone was busy talking and laughing until Lee noticed Naruto still looked forlorn. "What's wrong my youthful friend?!" he exclaimed passionately. Naruto looked up, coming out of his thoughts. His frown deepened at the question. "Well, I thought for sure this would work, but Sasuke's still saying 'Hn'."


I Absolutely love dis one!! I thought it was hilarious! Especially how dense Naruto was!! Hilarious!!! (Hours of uncontrollable laughter)...