DC: Hey guys! For those who don't know me, I'm DynamicChaos, demi-god of random second only to the great tomboy14. If you haven't read 'Odd Times in Konoha', I suggest you check it out. There will be references.

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Prologue: Something Completely Different

Orochimaru sat in his bed waiting for Kabuto to arrive with his breakfast. His mouth watered as he thought of the deliciousness that Kabuto could serve up.

"KABUTO!" he called a touch angrily. "Where my breakfast at?" Kabuto appeared in his room ninja-style. In his hand was a piece of paper and nothing else.

"I'm sorry, m'lord," said Kabuto adjusting his glasses. "But I'm giving my 10 minute notice." He held the paper so Orochimaru could read it.

"What's all this about?" asked the snake ninja. Kabuto fiddled with his glasses.

"Well…I'm quitting." Orochimaru gasped.

"You can't leave!" he roared attempting to stand up and failing. "Who's going to attend to me?" Kabuto shrugged.

"I heard Kimimaro might be interested. I mean, he treats you like a freakin' god."

"But why are you leaving?" asked Orochimaru on the verge of tears. Kabuto sighed.

"I never wanted to be a medical ninja," he said. "I wanted to be…a therapist! Hearing peoples problems as they lament about there lives! The fiery pyromaniacs! The melancholy emos! The obnoxious schizophrenics! The sex-addicted nymphomaniacs! With my psychology book and hand, I'd sing, sing, sing!"


I'm a therapist and I'm okay!

I sleep all night and see patients…


"STOP!" exclaimed Orochimaru. "Fine, just…just get out of here!" He broke into tears. "I guess I'll…I'll…" He sobbed. Kabuto sighed and opened the door.

"Good luck master," he said as he left.

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