Pulsing rage echoed through Doom Slayers head. The ground itself was shaking with the sound of war. "Demon is an offensive term, they are mortally challenged." whispered the damaged hologram amidst the ruins.

"I'll show you who's mortally challenged bitch!" screamed the Slayer consumed in primordial wrath.

Two mortally challenged were charging at him. The Slayer grabbed the rocket launcher and fired at them but they were still alive.

"Oh no I'm trapped." gasped the Slayer silently.

But then a figure appeared and beheaded the foul beasts. It was the Quake Guy himself standing there like gladiator crowned in smoke and flame.

"I'm your uncle, let's kill some demons!" ejaculated the Quake Guy. "Fuck yeah!" answered the Slayer.

And so they marched forward annihilating the wretched monsters with their long, hard weapons.

But then they ran out of ammo. "Oh no! I'm out of ammo!" gasped the Quake Guy. "Fear not brother let's take the berserk packs." answered the Slayer.

And so they took the berserk packs.

But then like monument of despair Icon of Sin appeared before them. But our brave heroes charged like giants of Ragnarok or flowers of midsummer dream!

They used the rockets that they found on the ground and started surfing on rockets until they reached the Icon's exposed brain and destroyed it with their big, long vepons.

"We did it, now let's go wrestle some lusty wrenches." screamed the Quake Guy orgiasticlly.

"How can you think about the mere wrenched when you have me your brother in arms." gasped the Doom Slayer.

"Forgive me brother I was silly and foolish." laughed the Quake Guy heartily.

And so they both ejaculated their manly stories in silence.