I wrote this poem after I saw New Moon

Disclaimer- I don't own the twilight series but if I did Bella would be dead and Edward would be with Tanya

Bella, Bella, Bella

Fell in love with two fellas

One was a vampire

The other a werewolf hotter than fire

But the vamp went away

So Jacob came out to play

Bella was lifeless and dead

So Jacob on she led

Twice' Bella leaned to kiss the fool

But when she pulled away I screamed BULL!

Then just to hear him

She risked life and limb

Jumping off a cliff was her bright idea

So Rosalie told Edward Bella has forever left ya

Eddy went to die

In Italy to make the Volturi whisper bye bye

But stupid Bella went to save him

And when the sunlight filled the plaza to the brim

Edward stepped out, ugly belly shiny

And to make a long story tiny

They survived the Volturi for now

Bella will stay human for as long as Edward will allow

Jacob's heart is broken

And when Bella was surprised I was like you gotta be jokin!

Though something in my heart will always stay such

BELLA I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!