I wrote this poem after I saw New Moon
Disclaimer- I don't own the twilight series but if I did Bella would be dead and Edward would be with Tanya
Bella, Bella, Bella
Fell in love with two fellas
One was a vampire
The other a werewolf hotter than fire
But the vamp went away
So Jacob came out to play
Bella was lifeless and dead
So Jacob on she led
Twice' Bella leaned to kiss the fool
But when she pulled away I screamed BULL!
Then just to hear him
She risked life and limb
Jumping off a cliff was her bright idea
So Rosalie told Edward Bella has forever left ya
Eddy went to die
In Italy to make the Volturi whisper bye bye
But stupid Bella went to save him
And when the sunlight filled the plaza to the brim
Edward stepped out, ugly belly shiny
And to make a long story tiny
They survived the Volturi for now
Bella will stay human for as long as Edward will allow
Jacob's heart is broken
And when Bella was surprised I was like you gotta be jokin!
Though something in my heart will always stay such
BELLA I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
