AN: This is a big alteration of 'Santa Claus is coming to town' the lyrics (if you can call them that) are meant to be in tune with the song. It's a big alteration rather then some parody as I don't want to write some 'songfic' if you will. Anyway here it is. Rated for the context of the message and

Merry (evil) Christmas!


Sadako is coming to town

You better watch out

Your better off dead

You better go now, rather then go down that well

Because Sadako is coming to town

You'll visit her once before checking you twice

Scaring you then, Scaring you now, going to find out

Just where you hide

Because Sadako is coming to town

She sees you watching

She sees you pray

And she knows when your day has come

So take my advice

Get that gun and put out your lights

Because when she's crawling

And when she's standing

You'll know your end is here tonight!

You squeeze and it clicks but you feel nothing else.

That wasn't part of the plan!

Now she's standing

Now she's staring

And now you know

That Sadako is here tonight!