Okay, this is my first Twilight fic…I really hope it doesn't fail…It's gonna be an attempt at humor, but it's probably gonna suck…I got this idea from a little argument me and my friend had…I'm Team Jacob, he completely disagrees. So yeah. It's just some random stupid chat thing that would never happen…Anyways…Story-time!
I do not own Twilight and I'm sorry if they're OOC…
Jacob Black has entered the chatroom
Edward Cullen has entered the chatroom.
Jacob: Eww a vampire…
Edward: Eww a filthy mutt…
Jacob: Fuck you, Cullen.
Edward: I'd really rather not.
Jacob: Good.
Edward: I saw you talking to Bella today.
Jacob: Is that a problem?
Edward: Yes. It is, actually.
Jacob: Overprotective blood-sucker.
Edward: At least I don't smell like dog.
Jacob: Get over yourself, you know Bella loves me more than you.
Edward: She does not.
Jacob: *pfft* yeah she does
Edward: No she does not. She loves me and you know it.
Jacob: Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night…Oh, wait…You don't sleep…
Edward: She loves me more. End of discussion.
Jacob: If you're so sure, why get so defensive about it?
Edward: Because I can't stand letting half-wits think they're right.
Jacob: Whatever floats your boat…And I don't think I'm right, I know I'm right.
Edward. Just keep thinking that, Jacob…
Jacob: You know werewolves are better.
Edward: Oh? And how do you figure that?
Jacob: I'm bigger than you.
Edward: So? That makes you better?
Jacob: I can kick your ass.
Edward: You'll have to catch me first.
Jacob: I can.
Edward: Sure you can.
Jacob: And werewolves are better than vampires.
Edward: How is that?
Jacob: Vampires starts with a "V" and werewolf starts with a "W." A "W" looks like two "V"s put together, so werewolves must be twice as awesome.
Edward: Really?
Jacob: Really.
Edward: You're such an idiot…
Jacob: At least I'm not a stalker-snob.
Edward: Excuse me?
Jacob: You heard me.
Edward: And you're not a stalker?
Jacob: I didn't sneak into her room to watch her sleep before we were dating.
Edward: You're not dating. You never were dating.
Jacob: And how do you know that? You were gone.
Edward: I am not a stalker.
Jacob: Whatever makes you feel better…
Edward: Jacob, we both know she loves me more.
Jacob: She doesn't.
Edward: She does.
Jacob: Even if she does love you more, I'm still sexier.
Edward: …Must I even respond to that?
Jacob: Yes. You know it's true.
Edward: …I'm just going to log off now…This conversation has become so childish and immature…
Edward Cullen has logged off
Jacob: Fine. Be like that. You're just mad cuz you know it's true.
Jacob Black has logged off
So there you go. The stupidest and most retarded chat conversation ever. I'm aware that I would never happen, but I still thought it would be kind of funny…Please review!
--Fire wolf12
(Team Jacob all the way! :D)
