Okay, don't take this personally, I absolutely ADORE L. I was just seriously bored and wanted to write one, k? And you have to read it all the way through too! Thx so much!

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note but I wish I did! Atleast L! I would totally take L! .

LOSING SUCKS DOESN'T IT?

The door clicked quietly as Light let himself in the room.

'Good.' He thought to himself. 'All of the police are gone out to Sakura TV. Rem is doing her job, and now it's goodbye.'

He walked silently towards the computer chair he knew was occupied by none other than L.

30...

"Hello Light-kun."

The swivel-chair turned so Light and L were now facing eachother.

25...

Next thing he knew Light was over L kissing him with a passion only true lovers knew.

15...

L wrapped his arms tightly around his partner as he deepened the kiss.

10...

They pulled back slightly so Light had his mouth by L's ear.

7...

"Goodbye...Ryuuzaki." Light whispered.

6...

Silence...

5...

His eyes widened as he felt L's lips form a smile against his own ear.

4...

Light felt him place a butterfly kiss there before whispering back...

"Goodbye..."

2..

"...Kira."

1

L's arms went slack as he slid back into the chair, motionless, eyes vacant, dead.

Light fell back onto the floor, stunned. "H-he...Ryuzaki...L..." He growled. "DAMN IT!!!"

"Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk..."

Light turned to see Ryuk and Misa standing in the doorway.

Ryuk chuckled devilishly, "Seems like he figured you out and you didn't even get his name."

Misa frowned, "I guess that means you lost, ne?"

A shadow covered Light's eyes, "No...no...NO! I NEVER LOSE!"

And...he died of a natural heart attack.

Ryuk and Misa stared at his body. Ryuk grinned madly. "Now THAT'S what you call ironic."

THE END