AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't own Hetalia or any of these fortunes. Lol, this was so much fun writing. I think I will make more if people REVIEWWW!! :P

America almost forgot that his cookie had the little paper in it, and only was able to read it after he chewed it a little. The paper was a little wet, but he could still read-

Confucius says you have heart as big as Texas.

North Italy was bouncing up and down in his seat. This was his very first fortune cookie ever, and he was just so excited!!! He delicately broke the little cookie in half, and gently pulled out the paper, as to not rip it. Squinting, he read it out loud-

You will receive a fortune cookie.

O_o

France sniffed smugly at the little yellow excuse for a dessert that China called a cookie.

"Pfft."

He snapped as he broke the hard sweet in two, and primly snatched out the fortune. As he read though, a huge smile spread across his face-

Never wear your best pants
when you go to fight for freedom.

"Ahh mon cheri, too true."

Lithuania timidly and slowly munched on his cookie, eyes constantly darting over to where the Russian man was sitting. Good, he was looking. Liet quietly pulled the white paper from the inside, and read-

A tub and a rub will change your day.

"That sounds nice…"

Germany stared down at his cookie in disgust. What the heck was it supposed to be? Another secret Communist weapon of brainwash? He poked at it hazardly with his fork. Nothing happened. Finally, after his stomach had growled so loudly that the table shook; he hesitantly cracked the thing in half. He almost jumped as the white paper message peeked up at him. What was this? Maybe it was a secret Communist code for a mission! He urgently grabbed it up, and read slowly-

If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, eat a monkey.

What. The. Hell.

:D